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by **Gracias King Rafa** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:57 pm

Leonmc0708 wrote:(to the tune Blame it on the Boogie)

Ever since we done the double
The Blue Shi.te have been in trouble
Spending all their money
Now their in the red

Paying off Hans Segers
Payin Big Duncs wages
Spending all their money
All on shiiiiiiiiiite

Dont Blame it on Harvey
Dont blame it on Kendal
Dont blame it Walker
Blame it on Hysel

Dont blame it on yer sh.it team
Dont blame it on yer sh.it ground
Dont blame it on yer sh.it fans
Blame it on Hysel

They just cant
They just cant
They just can win trophies

Brilliant!

by **stmichael** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:58 pm

BREAKING NEWS:

howard kendall blames heysel for england's failure to qualify for euro 2008.

by **Red @ Heart** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:55 pm

Wooden toothed bog eyed tw@t

lol

by **Lando_Griffin** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:32 pm

Come on people:

He's ginger, Scottish, wrinkly, and managing a W*nk team.

Wouldn't YOU look to blame the Gods for such a terrible run of luck, too?

by **Reinas No.1 Fan** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:40 pm

It wasnt just them banned out of Europe, we were too, it hasnt stopped us winning things domestically and in europe.

They need to realise that they are not a power in europe and hopefully (for englands reputation) wont be for a while. They are a team who play safe unimaginative football, score a random goal and put 10 men on the line (with Andy Johnson aimlessly running on to any and every ball hooffed out of defence)

Those tactics will be ripped apart by a lot of teams in the later stages of the UEFA cup and almost all the teams in the Champions League, when that happens they usually resort to dirty shin kicking and out muscling tactics which in european footy will be punished everytime.

Its not a case that 22 years ago you were denied a chance of european football, and that is now to blame for your present day failings, its just an easy f**king excuse for why the red half of liverpool are much much much much much more sucessful.

They dont seem to remember that during the 5 year ban Liverpool won the title and therefore passage into europe 3 times, so we missed out more than they did, we could have 8 european cup instead of 5 (not likely but possible)

by **REDTILLDEAD** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:51 pm

Gracias King Rafa wrote:I suppose Slaphead Kendall's lack of hair is our fault too!

It could be the fact that he aint getting any "money back" on his empty whisky bottles from the local off licence?. :oh:

by **The Manhattan Project** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:53 am

It amuses me when the Ginger Frog complains.

by **Ciggy** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:52 pm

http://www.shop.evertonfc.com/audio-visual/dvd/everton-v-sunderland-7-1/prd_709417.aspx

HA

by **RUSHIE#9** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:46 am

Ciggy wrote:http://www.shop.evertonfc.com/audio-visual/dvd/everton-v-sunderland-7-1/prd_709417.aspx

HA

Absolutely feckin pathetic.

From blueshite website

Everton v Sunderland 7 - 1
24 November 2007

The Blues were in seventh heaven on the day they put Sunderland to the sword.

Everton were in irresistible form from the first whistle to the last and the Black Cats had no answer.

Seven goals were rattled in, including a brace each for Tim Cahill and Yakubu, as The Toffees chalked up their biggest victory in eleven years.

Leading 3-1 at half-time, Everton really turned up the heat on Roy Keane's men in the second period and Leon Osman posted his Goal of the Season entry just before the end!

Watch all the action again on this exclusive DVD and enjoy a performance that David Moyes described as the best of his Goodison reign so far.

Also included are pre and post-match interviews with the boss, Mikel Arteta, Alan Stubbs, Phil Neville and goalscorers Tim Cahill and Leon Osman.

So their best performance in the five year reign of Gollum has come against a newly promoted team that has only won 3 games all season and are among the favourites to go straight back down.

OOOOOOOH!!! They really are beating class teams by big score margins there aren't they

Maybe we should put the blueshite on the voting list for that comedians thread thats floating around at the moment cos they provide more laughs than the acts on that list put together!

by **The Manhattan Project** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:48 am

The Everton DVD Collection never fails to be absurd.

by **Kharhaz** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:54 am

ONLY £9.99 ! my god, it scares the hell out of me to think that there are people out there who will go out and buy that !

by **maguskwt** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:21 am

RUSHIE#9 wrote:
Ciggy wrote:http://www.shop.evertonfc.com/audio-visual/dvd/everton-v-sunderland-7-1/prd_709417.aspx

HA

Absolutely feckin pathetic.

From blueshite website

Everton v Sunderland 7 - 1
24 November 2007

The Blues were in seventh heaven on the day they put Sunderland to the sword.

Everton were in irresistible form from the first whistle to the last and the Black Cats had no answer.

Seven goals were rattled in, including a brace each for Tim Cahill and Yakubu, as The Toffees chalked up their biggest victory in eleven years.

Leading 3-1 at half-time, Everton really turned up the heat on Roy Keane's men in the second period and Leon Osman posted his Goal of the Season entry just before the end!

Watch all the action again on this exclusive DVD and enjoy a performance that David Moyes described as the best of his Goodison reign so far.

Also included are pre and post-match interviews with the boss, Mikel Arteta, Alan Stubbs, Phil Neville and goalscorers Tim Cahill and Leon Osman.

So their best performance in the five year reign of Gollum has come against a newly promoted team that has only won 3 games all season and are among the favourites to go straight back down.

OOOOOOOH!!! They really are beating class teams by big score margins there aren't they

Maybe we should put the blueshite on the voting list for that comedians thread thats floating around at the moment cos they provide more laughs than the acts on that list put together!

how come everton always releases dvd's? or do other teams do that too?

by **The Manhattan Project** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:48 am

The league should let Everton win the FA Vase.

Then they can release a special 3-disc DVD with special features and a commentary track from Ginger Frog explaining in detail how they got through that tricky Semi Final first leg North-Eastern Sectional zone match against West Gloucester Swifts FC.

by **Sarge** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:05 am

both everton and moyes can suck my d!ck and kiss my ar.se.

by **Ciggy** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:44 am

Another gem:

Barry Horne in today's Post

While Old Trafford is a stunning stadium, it’s atmosphere is sterile because of their fan-base.

Nowhere, compares to Goodison for atmosphere – not even Anfield. keep em coming :laugh:

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