But talk to the dossile kunts about sport, and logistics go right out the window. Today I was drinking beers with six other fellas from work right.
Somehow or other I heard one or two say 'soccer' is a pu$$y sport. Being big hard mighty Aussies who follow football which incidently is rugby
. Got on his high and mighty, only after a few stella's had been sunk I might add and none of this mid-strenght, light nats pi$$ they brew down here. About the fact that Rugby has more skill in it than football does WTF ? I told him I had more skill in my little pinky than a rugby player had, it was tongue in cheek but the pr.ick held me to it, like I said it was gospel. Even still I tried to tell the bias brute that football does have INFACT more skill than rugby.
By this stage things were getting heated and it was like a live version of newkitt debating.
But the pr@tt asked me if I'd ever played (G)AFL, rugby league or Union. To which I replied "nah mate doesnt interest me"
He got on his high horse EVEN more proclaiming that he'd actually played soccer and liked all sports in general, which apparently gave him the edge over knowing which was more skillful. Two players of soccer he could only mention or know were Beckham
and Giggs. But he'd played soccer, so he knew that rugby had more skill, silly kunt.He probably knows as much about soccer as I do rugby which is pretty much FA. Of course he had all the backing of the other five monkeys around the table and it almost
got ugly. The fella I was debating is ex-army, and his mate was too and the others were just as big as me 
I would of got battered.Monday morning when he's sober I'm going to carry this on I was thinking of asking him two questions.
1) "You've played soccer right, tell what position does a central lying winger take up on a soccer field and whats his gameplan"?
2) What position is a deep lying midfielder, and whats his job throughout the game.
1: The position doesnt exisist my colonial cousin.
2: He probably couldnt answer that either, even Sabre had trouble getting his head around that one.
" So mate, you dont know. There you go, you know just as much about football as I do rugby feckall".
" I've played chess, netball, tennis, athletics but that doesnt mean I know everything about each sport just because I've played it.
Can anyone else here help me out how I can verbally put this guy in his place, fightings not an option, he'd lay me out
plus I'd get the sack.C'mon guys help a fellow PoM out I'm standing my corner on this one.
