LIVERPOOL vs PORTO - CL 28/11/07 must win game

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Postby The Manhattan Project » Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:30 am

This week, Liverpool play in the Championship League.

Which is a surprise, because I had no idea we were relegated from the Premiership last season.

We play a team called Porto, which I believe is landlocked.

They come from a country called Portugal, which belongs to Spain. Collectively they form a piece of land called "Iberia", no doubt named after the famous airline.

Porto play at the famous Estadio De Dragoneria. In fact Portugal is home to a flock of one of the world's few remaining real dragons. At a recent Porto vs Benfica game, several away supporters were killed WHEN THE FOUL BEASTS WITH SCALES DESCENDED IN A FIERY WAVE OF DESTRUCTION.

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The game ended in a draw.

The city of Porto was named after the famous alcoholic drink of "port". Inspired by this, the city of Manchester will soon change its name to "WKD"


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Porto also has the highest rate of TB sufferers in mainland Europe. In a completely unrelated fact, they also have a thriving leech breeding industry.

In 1995 Portugal spent eight hundred million pesos building this large dome:


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What is inside it you may ask? How the fook should I know?

Portugal reached the final of EURO 2004 (which took place in 2006) but were beaten by Albania in the final.

Porto won the 2004 European Cup by beating Monaco 23-nil in the final. Princess Stephanie was sacked as Monaco manager shortly thereafter.

Famous residents of Portugal include Cristiano Ronaldo (seen here with the yellow cap)


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Postby hello_red » Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:42 am

:D Genius mate.

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Postby Bad Bob » Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:15 am

:laugh:

Princess Stephanie...top, top manager! :nod
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Postby Sarge » Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:17 am

I'D SAY WE'LL WIN THIS YEAR'S CL


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrryWFt7SII

Probably some of youse have came across this clip.
But everytime i watch the clip, I know anything is possible.


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Postby Toffeehater » Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:24 am

great post mate .. hope we beat porto
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Postby jkop » Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:26 am

Excellent mate. :laugh:
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Postby woof woof ! » Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:45 am

The Manhattan Project wrote:Famous residents of Portugal include Cristiano Ronaldo (seen here with the yellow cap)[/b]

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Thats actually Peter Crouch.

All your other facts however are correct .  :D
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Postby dawson99 » Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:50 am

The city of Porto was named after the famous alcoholic drink of "port". Inspired by this, the city of Manchester will soon change its name to "WKD"

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Cant wait for this game... gonna be another blinder like the olympiakos i can tell, and methinks stevies gonna be up for it a bit
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Postby metalhead » Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:50 am

:D

I'm confident we can win this!

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Postby Perry Digweed » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:54 pm

Almost as informative as reading Wikipedia!
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Postby Forever_Red » Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:57 pm

Love it when Manhattan starts a match thread :laugh: :laugh:
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Postby Sabre » Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:17 pm

Collectively they form a piece of land called "Iberia", no doubt named after the famous airline.


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Postby Pineapple Nutty » Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:47 pm

priceless
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Postby KOPMATT » Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:23 pm

:D nice one m8!!!
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Postby burjennio » Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:28 pm

Are the scum gonna gonna call themselves WKD Utd?, will they chance there colours to orange red and blue then?
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