1) Crouch is not Liverpool quality.
2) Crouch should start every game with Torres.
3) This is because Kuyt is the worst footballer ever to play for the club and it's a miracle he made it to professional level.
4) But he still has the ability to score us 20 goals a season.
5) Torres can win us a game by stepping on the pitch.
6) Hyypia's top speed is now 3.2 mph.
7) No manager using rotation will ever win the league.
8) Rotation devotee Rafa will win us the league within 2 years.
9) No thread is complete without at least three personal insults and 15 quotes per post.
10) Every thread will end with a rotation/Kuyt debate.
11) Harry Kewell gets injured even if he remains motionless.
12) Babel has the control of a newborn deer.
13) But he's also the next Henry.
14) Gerrard is our best ever player.
15) But the sooner he's out of the club, the better team we'll be.
Feck off mate that's just being ridiculous. On the subject of rotation, did you know that in fact this is just about the first time in his Liverpool career that Kuyt has actually been rotated. He certainly wasn't rotated in either phase A or phase B. Even if we take into account the Carling Cup games, he has never actually been an enforced rotation. 
That original thread made me smile, except the top 3.2 Mph of Hyypia we could read that often.
