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Postby Judge » Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:26 pm

Sabre wrote:Well blowjobs aren't a thing of real men, as gay also seem to like them, in the WCs I can see lots of puffs putting their telephone number so that they clean you the sabre (local terminology for blowjob).

so you are an acronym for blow job
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Postby taff » Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:32 pm

:laugh:

Oi love any chance of a sabre :D
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Postby Sabre » Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:33 pm

No, "clean (me) the sabre" means "make me a blowjob". So the sabre in this case, would be the penis.

We actually have many ways to call a penis :D

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Postby Emerald Red » Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:36 pm

Is this a question of what do I, as a man, want from a woman? Or I as a person want in general?

Because Hitler was a bloke, and look what he wanted.
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Postby kunilson » Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:55 pm

i want 8. head optional. :;):
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Postby shanks72 » Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:50 pm

dawson99 wrote:blokes want a woman who will come round, satify them, then feck off. simple as.

we dont need you to clean, cook, tidy or whatever, we like how our stuff is. we dont want commitment, we dont wanna hold hands or go to dinner. we dont want u to share interests. just sort us then go.

(happy mode today)

I'll be dropping round the latest batch of ironing I've done for you, Daws...   :wwww

And I'll pick up your dirty washing if you leave it in the usual place..  :p   :;):
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:16 pm

Sabre wrote:So the sabre in this case, would be the penis.

correct, Sabre is a penis.

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Postby LittleHobo » Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:22 pm

i do love a meaningfull relationship, i gotta be honest...love all that romantic stuff

but in the bedroom i want the following...

dirty sex (maybe for 20 minutes tops), not lovemaking (that is boring)...a little foreplay but not too much

and no cuddling or chat after, afterwoods i want to go downstairs and watch some sport.

so in short i want sex like in porn movies and love like in hugh grant movies
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