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Postby Ciggy » Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:00 pm

This Blog is funny as feck some of the things said are hillarious, if easily offended DO NOT READ IT :D
Judge and Lee will love this.

busi devoured his piping hot starter - a Steak Bake - with all the gusto of a Russian chess player/serial killer. Busi had his fingers in a lot of pies right now. But none of the other diners seemed to mind. They knew how Busi sausage rolled. By the time the main course was served Kriss was covered in more flakes than a lepers pillow and the kitchen had run out of ketchup sachets. But Busi loved eating out the Captains table. And people loved Busi.

"Mr Akabaummsbum. I trust there is enough sausage for everyone" came a voice from the top of the stairs as rich and thick as Paris Hilton. Akabaumsbum felt a twitch in his meat crayon as he turned to look at the mouth that had wrapped itself round that statement.

The Captain was stunning. She was like a lighthouse in troubled waters. A clean cubicle in a Wetherspoons. And she made Busi harder than a boot in Fergie's two up front. He could feel the double stitchs on his white dungs straining as his offal ionic filled with blood quicker than the Polish into Primark.
Read on ........................ :D

http://krissakabusistories.blogspot.com/2007....se.html
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Postby Woollyback » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:19 pm

quicker than the polish into primark :D

meat crayon :laugh:
b*ll*c*ks and s*i*e
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Postby Ciggy » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:32 pm

The aroma of chicken and sweetcorn soup and Morecambe Bay cockles hit him like a steam train and he knew right then that he would sire another child. Small hands covered in oil began to explore his muscular, Nigerian coffee coloured bodywork.

As the girl's hands reached his proud buttocks he tried everything in his power to conceal a huge fart he had been brewing since he'd parked in the multi storey car park. When the girl slipped a greasy little finger up his April he let out a yelp and nearly roared "Awooga" but he stopped himself. The hands of the girl motioned him to turn over, which he duly did.


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Postby Ciggy » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:37 pm

I shouldnt laugh but the one about Jordans funny.
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