"You aim like a sissy girl!" "Now read this, and NEVER question Lando's spelling again!:
Chiwawa
Just as Judge browsed the site, Lando wiped his a*se (having just sh*t all over the Lawman and his one-eyed friend), and decided to hot-foot it to the back of the taxidermists and get some embalming fluid.
He grabbed the bottle, along with a funnel and a length of hose, then ran back to his sh*t-stained foes.
"Drink this, you vermin scum!" Lando shouted. "Ok boss, they both replied in tandem.
Several minutes later, the taxidermists had 2 new ornaments in the window, and Lando made his way to Bognor Regis with hot granny sex in mind...