by NANNY RED » Sun Oct 07, 2007 2:02 pm
Rafas Toaster
My Heart goes out to Rafa Benitez's wife Montse as she tries to make the daily breakfast only to walk into the following verbals...
Rafa: Take the bread from the toaster, dear. Today we use the oven grill.
Montse: But the toaster's quicker.
Rafa: If you say to me, the toaster is best, I say OK, but I have three machines for browning bread and I must use them all.
Montse: But it'll make the kids late for school.
Rafa: We are a few weeks into the school year. If you want the toaster performing at a good level next June, then OK, you must rest it now.
Montse: Right. Oven it is. Can I use the toaster tomorrow?
Rafa: Who knows? I have to consider the George Foreman Grill also.
Made me laugh anyway
posted this in another thread but i think more suitable hear
HE WHO BETRAYS WILL ALWAYS WALK ALONE