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by **Judge** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:52 pm

thread should be changed to the filth files

leej wash yer mouth out with carbolic soap

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:57 pm

AB's Red Army wrote:
Lee J wrote:why is it that when you have a w@nk then go for a p!ss straight after it stings like billy-o?

It's unbearable.

why is this?

Good question that

i never noticed that till i tried it today

it hurts!

by **Roger Red Hat** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:17 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:
AB's Red Army wrote:
Lee J wrote:why is it that when you have a w@nk then go for a p!ss straight after it stings like billy-o?

It's unbearable.

why is this?

Good question that

i never noticed that till i tried it today
it hurts!

you plank!

stingy d!ck is not good cos no matter how you lay, you cant get to sleep. Wears off after about 30 minutes.

by **Roger Red Hat** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:21 pm

This bloke goes to the doctors and the doctor asks what the problem is. The bloke says...
"Well, first thing on a morning my wife wakes me up and demands i have sex with her, then we have breakfast and she demands we have sex again. I go to work and at lunchtime I go home and we have sex 3 times during my lunch break, then midway through the afternoon at my 3 o clock break my wife comes to work and we have sex in the car. Then when I get home I sh@g her once when i arrive home, then once after my tea and at least 7 times before midnight. This has been happening for 3 years now".

Doctor asks "so whats your problem then?"

bloke replies...

..."It hurts when I have a w@nk!"

:wwww

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:50 pm

haha why W*nk when you can f*ck?

by **Roger Red Hat** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:34 am

lads! you need to see this...

hot girl

what a lovely body!

by **AB's Red Army** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:31 pm

Aye thats Keyra.

by **ste123lfc** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:05 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:=) random post but im happy =)

anyway, any of u guys tried this vibrating condom before?

Ive gottttt one on nowwwwwwww theyrr'eee reeeeealy good. Anyway got to go nowwwwww.

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:12 pm

ste123lfc wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:=) random post but im happy =)

anyway, any of u guys tried this vibrating condom before?

Ive gottttt one on nowwwwwwww theyrr'eee reeeeealy good. Anyway got to go nowwwwww.

did you happen to be having it in you while typing cause u sound really excited

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