Liverpool FC Forum

by 112-1077774096 » Mon Jul 26, 2004 9:19 am

a reporter is walking through the park one day and he sees a rottweiler attacking a child, suddenly a man wearing a red and white scarf runs over and wrestles the dog away from the boy and after 5 minutes struggling manages to kill the dog,

the reporter walks over and say that was the bravest thing i ever seen, i can see the headlines now 'MAN UTD FAN SAVES BOY FROM JAWS OF DEATH'.

im not a utd fan says the man

oh, say the reporter "ARSENAL FAN SAVES BOYS LIFE IN SAVAGE DOG ATTACK"

im not an arsenal fan either says the man.

"so where are u from' asks the reporter

'Im a liverpool' fan says the man

'Ah right' says the reporter, "SCOUSE B*ASTARD KILLS FAMILY PET"

by airflow » Mon Jul 26, 2004 11:47 am

by Dom1 » Mon Jul 26, 2004 3:02 pm

when you're 4-0 up..
you should never lose 7-1

by barry celtic fc » Tue Jul 27, 2004 1:25 am

by anfieldadorer » Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:47 am

but he likes scorpion instead

by woof woof ! » Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:33 am

Maybe the moderator can remove this one as well .I first read that joke in my 1995 Viz annual .