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by Rafa D » Sat Sep 08, 2007 8:17 am

http://www.makeupyourownmind.co.uk/questions/all/index1.html

Best site ever.

McDonalds have set up a website to ask them questions.

Some pearlers here:

What measures have you put in place in your restaurants to prevent another case of Russian spies poisoning your sushi with radioactive contaminants?


What happened to the Hamburglar? I miss him. Is he in jail, and if so, on what charges? Surely, hamburger heists must carry a limited maximum sentance - possibly only community service and/or a small fine - and I haven't seen him in ages.



Is it true that I might be eating Shambo the sacred bull soon? I heard that it was a conspiracy to target shambo so that MacDonalds could create a limited edition burger - the McShambo...?




     

by NiftyNeil » Sat Sep 08, 2007 8:43 am

#  Okay here is the deal. I have read numerous times that you and your shady pals over at Mc Donald's Headquarters have killed Ronald Mc Donald and replaced him with a clone. Do you and your company think your funny? Do you think it is "cool" to kill clowns or something? Did the hamburgerler put you up to this or what? If you do not answer my questions truthfully, each one, I will never eat at your restaurant ever again and I suggest everyone else do the same. SPREAD THE TRUTH OF RONALD'S DEATH!

   1. The company can assure you that there have not been any shady dealings with regards to the health and wellbeing of Ronald McDonald, nor has the Hamburglar been up to his old tricks. Ronald is very much alive and well and you can see what's he's been up to recently on his website www.bigredshoes.co.uk. (August 2007)

 

There's some fuckin' pearlers.

by woof woof ! » Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:00 am

  Great laff first thing in the morning , cheers Rafa. 

by Cool Hand Luke » Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:29 am

i think yes what about you

by red37 » Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:42 am

TITANS of HOPE

by LFC2007 » Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:38 pm

Q:

I have nightmares about the ronald mcdonald clown... Would you be willing to compensate by sending me some free food vouchers to help me get over my fear of clowns and aid my rehabilitation into society?

A:

McDonald's is saddened to hear that you are having nightmares about Ronald McDonald. As McDonald's Chief Happiness Officer, he has been the face of the company since 1963 and is one of the most recognised characters in the world. Unfortunately, the company will not be able to provide you with any free food vouchers. (July 2007) (July 2007)





Q:

can you set mcdonalds up in my bedroom so i dont have to leave the house? thanks.


A:
No. As handy as this might be it is not possible.

by maypaxvobiscum » Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:52 pm

by RUSHIE#9 » Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:40 pm

Q. Is it true that an incident occurred in McDonalds in the Crosshands, West Wales area, where employess where found to have ejaculated semen into the mayonnaise distributed to customers? Please now, be honest!
A. There are many urban myths about McDonald’s that are simply not true. If a situation such as the one you mentioned in your question was to happen, rest assured that it would be investigated fully by the company and dealt with immediately. However, the company can categorically say, that no semen has been found in any of the food. (September 2007)



So will it be spits or swallows next time you go to McDonalds?

by Roger Red Hat » Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:18 pm

by Roger Red Hat » Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:23 pm

44. Is mcdonalds clown gay?

No.

by Judge » Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:51 pm