Captain of Wales Craig Bellamy here, isn't it?
As you may have seen recently, I'd grown weary of wasting my talent at a club that features in competitions such as the League Of Champion, and shows no ambition other than to win the English Premier league.
I took you as far as you were willing to go, and to be honest I could do no more. So, to further my career I have moved on to East London Unitad. They've got that bald referee man as chairman now, and although I couldn't understand a f*ckin' word the man says, after one glance at their wikipedia page I was hooked. 2006 FA Cup finalists. It doesn't get any bigger than that, isn't it?
To be honest it does get a little bit annoying to see all the lads here running around, forgetting to give me the ball all the time. It's early days though, and I know so much that it'll take a few games for them to learn from me how they should play. And if it carries on, I've got a sand wedge in the car, isn't it?
For my first game for the London, I was surprised that my family came to cheer me on. Please find the photo that I've been attaching now.
All of my thanks, and I hope I don't embarrass you too much when we play you later in the season!
Peace,
Craig Bellamy
