
"Good evening and welcome to Crimewatch. Now...firstly a truly shocking crime...it involved the most diabolical of all illegal acts....one that can barely be described without turning the stomachs of civilised men....yes....I am speaking about flag theft. Our reconstruction is too upsetting to broadcast and has been banned by the ITC, so we can only say that the missing flags looks like this:

"And according to police sources, these are the chief suspects:
