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Postby Roger Red Hat » Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:49 am

Due to increased awareness of minorities a major sportswear firm are launching a range of trainers for lesbians. These are being marketed under the brand Nikes for Dykies. They come with 50% more tongue and you can get them off with one finger.  :rasp
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Postby Dundalk » Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:02 pm

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Postby account deleted by request » Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:10 pm

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Postby The Ace1983 » Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:28 pm

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Postby red37 » Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:01 pm

But remember children that...


A Dyke Is Deprived of A Sh@g.....Perversely Unfazed by a Man's Anatomy
All she can do is Fila inside....with A Seventeen Inch Cucumber Sporadically!
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Postby stmichael » Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:11 pm

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Postby destro » Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:41 pm

Not really on the same lines but , has anyone seen the New Liverpool Football boots ?

Riise was supposed to be wearing them, i know he has been wearing red boots but they are not the ones

They are all Red have the crest on the tongue, 5 Gold Stars on the side and inside along the lining round the where your ankle goes they have the dates that we won the European Cup, AC Milan, Ajax, Bayern Munich and Chelsea ( no stars on theirs ha,ha ) also have their own boots all made by Adidas.

They will retail for between 120.00 and 270.00, i have been checking my deliveries but still no sign of them, ill post a picture when i get a pair, never going to play in them though  :D


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