Due to increased awareness of minorities a major sportswear firm are launching a range of trainers for lesbians. These are being marketed under the brand Nikes for Dykies. They come with 50% more tongue and you can get them off with one finger.
Not really on the same lines but , has anyone seen the New Liverpool Football boots ?
Riise was supposed to be wearing them, i know he has been wearing red boots but they are not the ones
They are all Red have the crest on the tongue, 5 Gold Stars on the side and inside along the lining round the where your ankle goes they have the dates that we won the European Cup, AC Milan, Ajax, Bayern Munich and Chelsea ( no stars on theirs ha,ha ) also have their own boots all made by Adidas.
They will retail for between 120.00 and 270.00, i have been checking my deliveries but still no sign of them, ill post a picture when i get a pair, never going to play in them though