Mate said to her: "Do you like football?"
She replied: "yes, I like Chelsea".
Mate asked: "Oh, how come you support Chelsea? What do you like about them?"
She replied: "I like a couple of their players"
Mate said: "Oh, which ones?"
She replied: "Mark Hughes & Denise Wise - he's sooooo cute".
LMFAO

I spat a full gob full of lager over some poor fella's back.
LMFAO
