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Rafa-Dodd wrote:Jonny Mac's played the sex lottery.

I'm actually a lightweight mate, some of my lads are easily in the 100+ category.  Absolute dogs.   

Red wrote:

what in the hell did you say to her peewee 

Sabre wrote:The latest photos are too fat, and I'd preffer a good W*nk rather than that.

But if you had seen a chubby girl I've seen today, tanned, green eyes, nice smile, and everything well put with a bit of surrounding flesh, I'd bet my house you'd all do her.

Sabre wrote:The latest photos are too fat, and I'd preffer a good W*nk rather than that.

But if you had seen a chubby girl I've seen today, tanned, green eyes, nice smile, and everything well put with a bit of surrounding flesh, I'd bet my house you'd all do her.

Sorry Sabre but i couldn't manage a W*nk to those piccies  

kazza 1 wrote:Have just read this thread from start to finish and I have never laughed so much in my life. The tears are running down my face as I type this...

But I have to admit... I was with a fattie for 10 years (Boyfriend for 5  years, husband for 5 years) and he was shorter than me, lol. he liked to think he was a body builder, but he was just a fattie and doing weights was his excuse to eat a much as he liked when he liked.
But I'm replying to this thread because of the few posts that where made about people hurting their todgers while having sex. My ex hurt his, but not while having sex. he burnt it!!
We used to go to the NW200 every year and on the Saturday night after the racing, we where in a field (there was about 20 of us) having a few beers. Some one found a big tin barrel and some wood and we lit a fire. MY crack was mighty and we where all getting really drunk when my ex decided to pish into the fire. So off he went and one of my mates kicked the barrel as he was having a wee and the barrel stuck to his charlie. I did not know what had happened, but he was running around grabbing peoples beers and pouring them onto his privates and (I'm sorry to say this guys) but I was in wrinkles laughing at him.Was not until the next day that I relised what had happened. He got called burnt wang for ages after that.

kazza 1 wrote:Have just read this thread from start to finish and I have never laughed so much in my life. The tears are running down my face as I type this...

But I have to admit... I was with a fattie for 10 years (Boyfriend for 5  years, husband for 5 years) and he was shorter than me, lol. he liked to think he was a body builder, but he was just a fattie and doing weights was his excuse to eat a much as he liked when he liked.
But I'm replying to this thread because of the few posts that where made about people hurting their todgers while having sex. My ex hurt his, but not while having sex. he burnt it!!
We used to go to the NW200 every year and on the Saturday night after the racing, we where in a field (there was about 20 of us) having a few beers. Some one found a big tin barrel and some wood and we lit a fire. MY crack was mighty and we where all getting really drunk when my ex decided to pish into the fire. So off he went and one of my mates kicked the barrel as he was having a wee and the barrel stuck to his charlie. I did not know what had happened, but he was running around grabbing peoples beers and pouring them onto his privates and (I'm sorry to say this guys) but I was in wrinkles laughing at him.Was not until the next day that I relised what had happened. He got called burnt wang for ages after that.

kazza 1 wrote:Have just read this thread from start to finish and I have never laughed so much in my life. The tears are running down my face as I type this...

But I have to admit... I was with a fattie for 10 years (Boyfriend for 5  years, husband for 5 years) and he was shorter than me, lol. he liked to think he was a body builder, but he was just a fattie and doing weights was his excuse to eat a much as he liked when he liked.
But I'm replying to this thread because of the few posts that where made about people hurting their todgers while having sex. My ex hurt his, but not while having sex. he burnt it!!
We used to go to the NW200 every year and on the Saturday night after the racing, we where in a field (there was about 20 of us) having a few beers. Some one found a big tin barrel and some wood and we lit a fire. MY crack was mighty and we where all getting really drunk when my ex decided to pish into the fire. So off he went and one of my mates kicked the barrel as he was having a wee and the barrel stuck to his charlie. I did not know what had happened, but he was running around grabbing peoples beers and pouring them onto his privates and (I'm sorry to say this guys) but I was in wrinkles laughing at him.Was not until the next day that I relised what had happened. He got called burnt wang for ages after that.