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dawson99 wrote:2nd week of your honeymoon?

we are not worthy!

I felt a bit bad about it to be honest Daws, felt even worse when ten days later I discovered a small crustacean in my pubes  .Had to shave 'em (the pubes) all off and apply liberal coats of "blue butter" . Told the missus I had a touch of "athlete's crotch"  , and even managed to convince her to do the same (to be on the safe side) . We were in Brunei (Borneo ) by then which was even hotter and wetter than Thailand so she believed me . 

Still feel a tad guilty when I think about it , but fortunately the guilt only lasts about 4 seconds . 

woof woof ! wrote:I've lost count tbh. Not that I'm anything special, spend enough time in SE Asia and even Steven Hawkins would rack up a respectable score , it just keeps coming at yer . Example , I'm on the second week of the honeymoon with my first wife , were down in Hua Hin , a beach resort about three hundred k south of Bangkok, it's late a night and I decide to nip out and score some smoke . I'm wandering around and a fella comes up and asks "You look for Lady ?" I explain what I'm really looking for and he says "no problem come with me" He leads me to what turns out to be the local knocking shop , has a word with the head honcho then turns to me and says "ok we wait , they get some for you" .So there I am sitting in a room whilst opposite me are about a dozen thai lovelies all laughing , giggling and making lacivious and frankly obscene gestures in my direction.  The fella says to me "they want fk you" I started to refuse but when he told me the price of the weed included the "company" of a woman while I waited , what the fk was I supposed to do ?   I choose number nine ,the sexy little minx   .

The weed btw was outstanding.

number 9 is still working there woof, and she still gets confused when someone asks for blow     

woof woof ! wrote:Had to shave 'em (the pubes) all off and apply liberal coats of "blue butter" .


Told the missus I had a touch of "athlete's crotch" 


Still feel a tad guilty when I think about it , but fortunately the guilt only lasts about 4 seconds . 

   

4 seconds i can`t believe it lasted that long 

peewee wrote:number 9 is still working there woof, and she still gets confused when someone asks for blow     

With your police connections I'm not suprised you know that PWee.I was sitting with the missus at a pavement cafe the following morning when this policeman approaches me and asks

"You have good time last night ?"

F'uck me ! it's only the part time pimp/drug dealer from the night before    . I quickly introduce the wife putting huge emphasis on the word wife whilst frantically giving him the eye to "shut the f'uck up" , he got the message and b'uggered off, confirming that not all cops are b'stards 

Rafa-Dodd wrote:Jonny Mac's played the sex lottery.

fat lot of good that was