I'd give anything for Woof to start a thread on his personal experience when he sh'agged a one legged vietnamese hobbit on the tour of duty.
Well, it had been another hot humid and violent day sneaking around in the bush and as we staggered back into base we all looked forward to a shower a decent meal and some R&R.
Unfortunately by the time we'd had the first two all of the vital ingredient that makes up the recreation in R&R had been taken.
So I'm sitting there with a disappointed d'ick when this kid comes up and says "Hi, you look for boom boom ? "
I reply "No thanks kid , come back in when you're way older" . She says "No , not me , my Mama San give you good time all night"
Now i'm thinking "Mama San ? " Those are the b'itches that run the whore houses , usually hookers a bit past their prime but have graduated to management without losing their field skills.
Damn, their is a god "Ok, kid , take me to your leader"
I meet the Mama San , not quite what I expected , a bit older than imagined and about four and a half feet tall and learning on a crutch
. Further disappointment was to follow .Turns out the Mama San was on the Rag , she was willing to let me have a bang regardless but I'd already seen enough blood on this particular day. I turned to go when the Mama San called after me "Wait , soldier I have special place for you " and with that she popped out one of her eye's (the glass one) .
I said "You've got to be f'uckin' kidding me ! "
"No No " she replies "this very special and no VD ! "
I'm thinking "Ah well every cloud has a silver lining, f'uck why not?"
Several minutes later .............. Mama San wipes the tears from her eye socket and pops her glass eye back into place.
"What you think soldier ? Good for you ?"
"Actually Mama San , it was extraordinary, I've never experienced anything like it"
"Ok , you come see me tomorrow"
"Well Mama San , were moving out , I'm not sure when we'll be back"
"OK, " says the Mama San "No worry , I keep eye open for you"
Felt bad that I was never able to visit Mama San again , last I heard she'd opened an opticians in Hanoi
The Kid and The Mama San
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