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by **Red @ Heart** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:33 pm

Lmao fatties i have a story to tell you, was very funny here in cardiff lol, when i was 18 or 19.

Was in a pub with a group of my mates and across the room was a group of fatties as dodd politely put it

, and one was looking me up, anyway my mates noticed this and started to wind me up about it you know like taking the :censored:

, saying this like who ate all the pies and that, but i was gagging and inside said no but my d1ck was saying go for it even though my mates were saying your crazy and must have :censored:

in my eyes,

so she goes to the bar to get drinks and i went up to her and introduced my self lol, and we had arranged to go out side and kiss and what ever happened, i go back to the table with my mates and said id be right back i had to go to bank and get money cos i was running low, but all they were saying was your full of sh1t your going out to have a bit of fun with that sloth, no im not im saying, they said if they catch me they strip me off and put me in the middle of the street and write i love big girls on my chest lmao, or somthing to that effect, anyway i go outside and takes this bint to the alley behind the busy street, we started to kiss and feel each other and i ask her for a blow job and she kindly accepted to do so, she pulls my pants down around my ankles in lane lmao and bout 30 secs in to the BJ my mates appear around the corner screaming and laughing saying catch that sick :censored:

lol, so im running away with pants around my ankles trying to pull them up eventually i pulled them up and got away, about half hour later i go back to the pub all panted out and had the :censored:

taken out of me all night, needless to say i didnt get what i wanted cos in the middle of me running away the guys was taking the :censored:

out of fattie and she and her friends left the pub never to return.

lol, was gagging that night.

by **Sabre** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:16 pm

So I can see that friends can spoil some fúcks, up there aswell. I had a friend who had a philosophy like this "if tonight we don't all fúck, then we won't fúck any of us" and thus he spoiled your pick when all the hardest work of conquer was done. Then the bloody bástard got a girlfriend and he wasn't interested on the friends any more.

but i was gagging and inside said no but my d1ck was saying go for it

Yeh. "A hard dick doesn't believe in God" as we say here. It's very frustrating even if you're level headed to see how hormones control your decissions sometimes.

I've always compared meeting girls at nights with scoring goals. It's like a forward, if you're on streak then you can be succesful 3 weekends in a row, if you're on a drought, you're on a drought. It's also very frustrating the radar the girls seem to have when you have a couple, because somehow, when you're tied they approach more.

by **daxy1** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:27 pm

Sabre wrote:So I can see that friends can spoil some fúcks, up there aswell. I had a friend who had a philosophy like this "if tonight we don't all fúck, then we won't fúck any of us" and thus he spoiled your pick when all the hardest work of conquer was done. Then the bloody bástard got a girlfriend and he wasn't interested on the friends any more.

but i was gagging and inside said no but my d1ck was saying go for it

Yeh. "A hard dick doesn't believe in God" as we say here. It's very frustrating even if you're level headed to see how hormones control your decissions sometimes.

I've always compared meeting girls at nights with scoring goals. It's like a forward, if you're on streak then you can be succesful 3 weekends in a row, if you're on a drought, you're on a drought. It's also very frustrating the radar the girls seem to have when you have a couple, because somehow, when you're tied they approach more.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ........ha ha ha ha ha tonight men we fukc!
sabre you are the love god "A hard dick doesn't believe in God"

by **Bad Bob** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:31 pm

daxy1 wrote:
Sabre wrote:So I can see that friends can spoil some fúcks, up there aswell. I had a friend who had a philosophy like this "if tonight we don't all fúck, then we won't fúck any of us" and thus he spoiled your pick when all the hardest work of conquer was done. Then the bloody bástard got a girlfriend and he wasn't interested on the friends any more.

but i was gagging and inside said no but my d1ck was saying go for it

Yeh. "A hard dick doesn't believe in God" as we say here. It's very frustrating even if you're level headed to see how hormones control your decissions sometimes.

I've always compared meeting girls at nights with scoring goals. It's like a forward, if you're on streak then you can be succesful 3 weekends in a row, if you're on a drought, you're on a drought. It's also very frustrating the radar the girls seem to have when you have a couple, because somehow, when you're tied they approach more.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ........ha ha ha ha ha tonight men we fukc!
sabre you are the love god "A hard dick doesn't believe in God"

Legendary thread in the making! :nod

by **Rafa D** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:31 pm

in tears here at Sabre.

Culture difference is immense.

by **Sabre** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:44 pm

Like in football, different styles to score goals

Like in football aswell, your tactics seem to be more direct. Here, unless she's an easy slut, the tactic is pretend not to be interested in what you really are interested. It would be a bad idea to ask for a blowjob, if you actually want to enjoy one.

Also most of the times in my part of Spain, in order to go out with the one you want, you also have to receive the nod of her friends, so it's a very bad idea to tell the fatty girl fat and then approach directly the hot one. You have to tell a couple of jokes to the worse one, pretend to be interested in what she's saying, then receive her nod, and then you approach the real target.

It's a bit ridiculous, but it's the way it works here! if you try direct gameplay all you'll get is the girls that have already :censored:

half the town!

by **LFC2007** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:48 pm

"Like in football, different styles to score goals

Like in football aswell, your tactics seem to be more direct. Here, unless she's an easy slut, the tactic is pretend not to be interested in what you really are interested. It would be a bad idea to ask for a blowjob, if you actually want to enjoy one.

Also most of the times in my part of Spain, in order to go out with the one you want, you also have to receive the nod of her friends, so it's a very bad idea to tell the fatty girl fat and then approach directly the hot one. You have to tell a couple of jokes to the worse one, pretend to be interested in what she's saying, then receive her nod, and then you approach the real target.

It's a bit ridiculous, but it's the way it works here! if you try direct gameplay all you'll get is the girls that have already :censored:

half the town!"

:laugh:

You're killing me Sabre!

P.S. Any girls reading this be warned!

by **destro** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:29 pm

Thats why i love England so much, no stand up routine for her mates just a few Bacardi Breezers and a touch of Rohypnol if she plays hard to get

by **Bad Bob** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:32 pm

Sabre wrote:

Like in football, different styles to score goals

Like in football aswell, your tactics seem to be more direct. Here, unless she's an easy slut, the tactic is pretend not to be interested in what you really are interested. It would be a bad idea to ask for a blowjob, if you actually want to enjoy one.

Also most of the times in my part of Spain, in order to go out with the one you want, you also have to receive the nod of her friends, so it's a very bad idea to tell the fatty girl fat and then approach directly the hot one. You have to tell a couple of jokes to the worse one, pretend to be interested in what she's saying, then receive her nod, and then you approach the real target.

It's a bit ridiculous, but it's the way it works here! if you try direct gameplay all you'll get is the girls that have already half the town!

So, to put an image to what you're describing, mate, you'd have to make nice with these ladies in front in order to get a chance to chat to the lovelies standing at the back?

by **Sabre** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:03 pm

No! because in that photo the girl in the back has no scort. In that case, as she's dancing you should go and try to dance not being ridiculous in the process. Dancing is not my forte so I rarely tried that in my days -- unless completely drunken.

But if the hot girl was in the table then you'd better be nice to all of them .

Of course I'm making an stereotype of all of this. You of course can go to a disco and be offered a blowjob by the first hot girl you invite to a line of cocaine, and you always know places in which is easy to find girls that need no tactics, but I'm talking about the typical basque bar with beer and Rum with coke drinks as motivators.

by **LFC2007** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:08 pm

Sabre you chat up maestro!

by **Bad Bob** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:12 pm

Sabre wrote:You of course can go to a disco and be offered a blowjob by the first hot girl you invite to a line of cocaine

I had no idea this was how you rolled!

by **LFC2007** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:15 pm

Bad Bob wrote:
Sabre wrote:You of course can go to a disco and be offered a blowjob by the first hot girl you invite to a line of cocaine

I had no idea this was how you rolled!

Roll with it Bob, Sabre's the man! :laugh:

by **Rafa D** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:16 pm

PMSL

Sabre I am deffo coming to visit you and go out on the beast.

Deffo.

by **red37** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:19 pm

No to Fatties...

but deffo to a nice big ar5e! :;):

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