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by **dawson99** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:40 pm

Just something fun to get out of the torres debate for a bit, heres a few from mcateer (allegedly)

Famously not the brightest of footballers, McAteer is nicknamed Trigger after the Only Fools and Horses character.[citation needed] At Liverpool, this nickname was taken (by Rob Jones), so McAteer was given the nickname Dave, after one of Trigger's more memorable lines.[citation needed]
When he was asked on a credit card application to state his position in the company in which he worked, his response was "I'm a central midfielder but the boss is playing me at right wing back."

Ordered a pizza when dining at a restaurant with his team-mates. When asked if he wanted it cut into four or eight slices, he replied "Four, because I'm not that hungry."

Alan Thompson, an ex-Bolton team mate of Jason's, once asked McAteer to "Pass the tomato ketchup;" the answer Alan received was "Red or brown?"

While once playing snooker with his friend Paddy McGuiness, he was heard shouting "One-hundred and eighty!" after potting - the correct call for a maximum playing darts.

add your own lads, weve all heard the shankly and rush ones, any slightly more unheard of but weird as quotes?

by **Naomi** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:08 pm

"He's a walking advert for the benefits of junk food. He'll eat five packets of crisps and wash it down with coke and Mars bars!" --- Mark Lawrenson on Steve Nicol's diet.

"God's job's a good 'un" --- One of Fowlers goal celebration T-shirts.

"Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean you've hurt your knee? It's Liverpool's knee!" --- Bill Shankly to an injured Tommy Smith.

"The only way to beat Liverpool is to let the ball down" --- Alan Ball who was manager of Portsmouth at the time.

"Matt (Busby) has got a bad back. I tell you it's two bad backs! And not much of a midfield either." --- Shankly on United.

"I probably deserve man of the match ball after that. Me scoring a goal? It's like some one else scoring a hat-trick!" --- Jamie Carragher

Just a few quotes, not as funy as the McAteer moments, but i like them

by **jonnymac1979** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:16 pm

Houllier Quotes

The man was an unintentional comedy maestro sometimes without knowing it...

by **112-1077774096** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:23 pm

mcateer to david coleman on question of sport

"I just finished my first book, I'm going to colour another one in next week"

by **dawson99** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:25 pm

“It's the equivalent of being with the prettiest woman in the world and only sleeping with her once a month. I prefer to sleep with someone slightly less pretty every night.”—

:wwww

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