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by 112-1077774096 » Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:48 pm

three thai policemen to deal with that accident and they are more concerned with getting money from the crowd of onlookers   

by woof woof ! » Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:07 pm

I shouldn't take the p'iss , might put the mockers on yer. We both know how hairy driving in Thailand can be. I remember my introduction to the Thai rules of the road. Riding merrily along in Phuket on my hired scooter , up ahead a bus is approaching, suddenly another bus tries to over take it , both the drivers are havin' fun as they raced each other ,laughing and joking, not a thought for the clearly startled farang they where bearing down upon with great speed .Needless to say I ploughed  me and the bike into a ditch which provoked howls of merriment from the passengers on both buses.

Rule one. If it's bigger than you get out of the f'uckin' way.

Rule two. there are no other rules.

by 112-1077774096 » Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:17 pm

    i know mate, its crazy to say the least, i have been out and bought some adult pampers

by babu » Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:21 pm

peewee wrote::D     i have been out and bought some adult pampers

they have super XXXXL in bangkok? wow, i didn't know.

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by 112-1077774096 » Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:37 pm

have you seen my penis       how would you know i need xxxxl   

by red37 » Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:16 pm

  men, bikes and penis jokes eh....

TITANS of HOPE

by 112-1077774096 » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:26 am

yeah they are both big, and throbbing and between my legs   

by red37 » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:59 am

f**kin tankslapper   

TITANS of HOPE

by 66-1112520797 » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:07 am

peewee wrote:i remember recently chatting on here about bikes, i remember with daxy and i think red37 (sorry if i got that wrong)

anyway i took the plunge and bought a second hand Honda CBR750, all i need now is testicles the size of basketballs to ride it on the roads of bangkok. anyway if you never hear from me again i am probably under a bus   

Nice bike Peewee 

Didnt like the cabinet as much. 

by 112-1077774096 » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:40 am

    i might keep my bike tools in the cabinet

by 66-1112520797 » Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:58 am

peewee wrote::D    i might keep my bike tools in the cabinet

Hmmmmm ....... Tool and Gordon Brown 

Hand in hand