by its cold in the stands sh » Tue Jan 21, 2003 5:21 pm
barthez.....£10m for a keeper? worth every penny according to deportivo and friends.
blanc....... me ma`s quicker as she`s riddled with arthritis.
ferdinand.......£30m? anyone knows good defences have got little to do with good individual players, its about communication and working as a unit i.e adams,bould,winterburn,dixon.(anyone but ferguson)
silvestre.......like carragher believes the aim of the game is to firstly miss-controll the ball, then try and maim as many fans (in old traffords case ....spectators) as possible by wellying it into the nearest stand.
giggs........boo,hiss (what price loyalty?)
ruud.......£19m missing some sitters, good to see andy coles
influence still at old trafford.
veron.....£26m any other manager would have lost his job for wasting that amount in one go.
keane.....was a good player.what made paisley so good was knowing when a player was finished before anyone else did.
then he`d sell them. we are watching closley alex.
beckham......like george best the darling of the press and middle class england.the only difference is the laughing cavalier cant dribble,head the ball,has no pace,no left foot,tackles like a thai ladyboy and keeps on doing that annoying two footed spring "dive" finished with a half role.
gary neville....not a bad fullback but runs like R2D2
phill neville......seen better ale house players on stanley park
ole gunnar......wont leave old trafford, got no self belief, he knows himself he couldnt start and lead the line for a middle of the table side.hiding behind the skirts of old trafford.
the fans.......i actually feel sorry for the die hard united fans.
worked with a fella from salford who`d been a season ticket holder for the 26 baron years.he said once you mention who you support everyone thinks you know nothing about footy.
he said it.(prawn sandwich?....anyone)
best quote involving united..........when united played real madrid one of the man u. supporters club, sorry i mean the british press corps asked ( with a smarmy smile) the president
of real madrid if he thought "manchester" were the biggest club in the world because they were worth a billion quid.the president replied .....winning eight european cups and countless domestic honours is the criteria what makes you the biggest club in the world not the fact that you sell more t-shirts to the poor people of asia and africa.
that man has got class.