I feel Stu has been spending too many nights in alone!
He has no friends and the chances of him meeting a female are nil......Let us all ask ourselves why this may be the case?
1)Its cause he has a funny eye?...Possibly but women are not that shallow!
2)Baldy at 22?....Yes he is but knows lots of stuff...like everything and all!
3)Obviously has lots of wa.nks because if he really had sex he would faint and die!(may even think of you during it ...erem the thought)
4)Just because he would bore the tits off anybody when he chats footy...Do girls fall asleep?
5)Has a really really small Penius and cant find a small enough hole!
6)He is ugly?
7) He is a w@nker!
8)He is annoying? and a pain in the hole!
9)Yes
10)Thats just Stu!
