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Postby Rafa D » Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:23 pm

We have been quite lucky here on newkit with the humour of some of our members. I frequent a lot of forums and to be honest none come close to this for funny posters.


We have the utter wonder that is Lando. His put downs are classic, never have a seen a more graphic put down than Lando's foul mouth rants. Judge is  another funny poster, S@int tells his dad jokes in the real world and dawson is well dawson!  :D

Stu thinking he's the be all and end all of the football discussion page, woof-woof with his quick wit humour, Jonny Mac with that terrible :

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and the plently of others who have made me laugh over the last 2000 and odd posts I have made.


However for me Mahattan is definetly the funniest poster on here, his 3rd person writing style, his quick humour and generally making me :censored: myself laughing. Here's a few examples:



The Mahattan Project wrote:Paisley should certainly get a knighthood.

Bill Nicholson should get one too.

I would say three European cups and winning the first English league and cup double for seventy-three years warrants two honours for those guys.

After all, Bono got an award for "services to sunglasses" or something.

Brian Clough should be honoured too.

Why all these guys are ignored while Fergie gets the Blairite hand job is beyond me. Then again, he's a New Labour supporter isn't he?

The Mahattan Project wrote:-laughs-

On MOTD, Rafa called Everscum a small club again.

He said something like "deza smalla clubz playa de defensive no?"

The Mahattan Project wrote:The DIC pulled out.

They couldn't maintain their rigidness for long enough.


The Mahattan Project wrote:
Astrit ajdarevic

Rolls right off the tongue doesn't it?

It's like when Celtic signed that bloke Jan Vennegor Of Hesselink And Westphalia Lord Of The Saxon Kingdoms The Prince Of Baden-Witenburge And Earl Of The Lower Rhine Dukedoms



The Mahattan Project wrote:I think it's really odd.

Man Utd want to sign Roger Hargreaves?

Yeah, his "Mr. Men" books were quality children's literature, but that doesn't mean he can play football.

The Mahattan Project wrote:Hey, you know who we should sign?

Salif Diao.


I've heard he's a great player.




The Mahattan Project wrote:I'm going to buy Chelsea.

I'm going to build four little green houses and one big red hotel.
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Postby Years Of Decay » Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:38 pm

Meh tries too hard to be funny
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Postby babu » Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:45 pm

Rafa-Dodd wrote:We have been quite lucky here on newkit with the humour of some of our members. I frequent a lot of forums and to be honest none come close to this for funny posters.


We have the utter wonder that is Lando. His put downs are classic, never have a seen a more graphic put down than Lando's foul mouth rants. Judge is  another funny poster, S@int tells his dad jokes in the real world and dawson is well dawson!  :D

Stu thinking he's the be all and end all of the football discussion page, woof-woof with his quick wit humour, Jonny Mac with that terrible :

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and the plently of others who have made me laugh over the last 2000 and odd posts I have made.


However for me Mahattan is definetly the funniest poster on here, his 3rd person writing style, his quick humour and generally making me :censored: myself laughing. Here's a few examples:



The Mahattan Project wrote:Paisley should certainly get a knighthood.

Bill Nicholson should get one too.

I would say three European cups and winning the first English league and cup double for seventy-three years warrants two honours for those guys.

After all, Bono got an award for "services to sunglasses" or something.

Brian Clough should be honoured too.

Why all these guys are ignored while Fergie gets the Blairite hand job is beyond me. Then again, he's a New Labour supporter isn't he?

The Mahattan Project wrote:-laughs-

On MOTD, Rafa called Everscum a small club again.

He said something like "deza smalla clubz playa de defensive no?"

The Mahattan Project wrote:The DIC pulled out.

They couldn't maintain their rigidness for long enough.


The Mahattan Project wrote:
Astrit ajdarevic

Rolls right off the tongue doesn't it?

It's like when Celtic signed that bloke Jan Vennegor Of Hesselink And Westphalia Lord Of The Saxon Kingdoms The Prince Of Baden-Witenburge And Earl Of The Lower Rhine Dukedoms



The Mahattan Project wrote:I think it's really odd.

Man Utd want to sign Roger Hargreaves?

Yeah, his "Mr. Men" books were quality children's literature, but that doesn't mean he can play football.

The Mahattan Project wrote:Hey, you know who we should sign?

Salif Diao.


I've heard he's a great player.




The Mahattan Project wrote:I'm going to buy Chelsea.

I'm going to build four little green houses and one big red hotel.

Nah he or it is quality and a credit to the forum. always thought so.
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Postby Sabre » Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:46 pm

The Manhattan project is one of the best posters of this site, because he has a genuine style, I don't remember him entering a single fight since I joined in 2004, and his humour is very understandable by me! I'm unable to get many injokes, but TMP had me in stitches often.

Lando is great and also one of my favs, but I miss his rants against the likes of Yidofcourse, hopefully with the many english visitors we'll have next weeks we'll have the chance of reading one of his anti archenemy rants.

Both Lando and Manhattan mix funny jokes with serious opinions, which is nice.

Dawson and Judge are funny aswell, but I guess they have more of a brittish humour, as I only get it sometimes :) but I'm well aware their humour is very popular!.

Leonmc is also one than can make me laugh, but I think Manhattan deserved well this tribute thread, he's a long time poster, and a good one!
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Postby Woollyback » Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:53 pm

manhattan is class, he cracks me up :D  it's a close run thing between him, woof, taff, dawsonio, leon & andy "where the feck is he?" g for the resident comic award
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Postby Stu.Murph » Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:05 pm

Dawson is about as funny as watching paint dry and is as thick they come.

Its not a suprise to see Rafa-Dodd starting yet another thread to brown-nose another member.

You make me cringe lad. :no
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Postby Woollyback » Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:23 pm

whadda matta stu, someone blow a load of wasps up yer @rse?  :p
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Postby Stu.Murph » Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:26 pm

Woollyback wrote:whadda matta stu, someone blow a load of wasps up yer @rse?  :p

I just don't like arse kissers. :)
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Postby Sabre » Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:28 pm

I just don't like :censored: kissers


If Dodd was an árse  kísser, he wouldn't be kíssing Manhattan's árse but one of the mods or "important members". Rafa-Dodd is just giving the credit that a good poster deserves. Give him a break, lad!!

I'll try a I'm angry face :angry:
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Postby Rafa D » Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:47 pm

Stu I want be pulled into another disagreement with you. Lets just leave it at that.
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Postby Stu.Murph » Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:54 pm

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Postby tommycockles » Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:03 pm

Stu "i can't wait to get banned again" Murph (yawn!)

Yep Manhattan's good value and makes a change from the know-all (or think they do) posters.
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Postby 66-1112520797 » Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:05 pm

Bamaga thinks Manhatten is strangely funny
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Postby JBG » Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:40 pm

Yeah, I've always liked Manhattan, every since he first posted with that Cassandra Compact or whatever it is sig. :D
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Postby woof woof ! » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:49 am

babu wrote:
The Mahattan Project wrote:
Astrit ajdarevic

Rolls right off the tongue doesn't it?

It's like when Celtic signed that bloke Jan Vennegor Of Hesselink And Westphalia Lord Of The Saxon Kingdoms The Prince Of Baden-Witenburge And Earl Of The Lower Rhine Dukedoms



The Mahattan Project wrote:I think it's really odd.

Man Utd want to sign Roger Hargreaves?

Yeah, his "Mr. Men" books were quality children's literature, but that doesn't mean he can play football.

Sharp and inventive , Manhattan Project cracks me up .  :D

compare that to this

Stu.Murph Posted on April 11 2007,13:05
Dawson is about as funny as watching paint dry and is as thick they come.

Its not a suprise to see Rafa-Dodd starting yet another thread to brown-nose another member.

You make me cringe lad. :no


Stick to football Stu , your social skills are non f'ucking existent.
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