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by **dawson99** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:45 am

Ok, so i was watching this tv show, worlds coolest riots or something... So these lads are throwing bricks and stuff at the riot police.. the riot police edge forward closely with shields and bad language!

If i was supreme commander: Shoot 5-10 of the rioters in th front row...in the face...with real bullets. They shouldnt be there. And the riot would stop...trust me.

Iran nicked 15 of our people.

If i were supreme commander: bomb the feckers. Iraq didnt have WMD and we took them out, why not the neighbours?

Prisoner tries to kill himself, doesnt succeed and sues the government for stress, get £50,000.00

If iw ere supreme commander. Id make sure he didnt fail the first time. Id tell him he was in jail, he could not sue. It was supposed to be stressful, its jail!!!!

Feel free to add your own, im holding back so far

:;):

by **LFC #1** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:31 am

dawson99 wrote:Iran nicked 15 of our people.

If i were supreme commander: bomb the feckers. Iraq didnt have WMD and we took them out, why not the neighbours?

I see why you'd be an excellent minister for Foreign Affairs :laugh:

by **Mikz** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:38 am

I would have mini electric chairs installed in cars for car thieves ...oh whats this wee button do-BIZZZZZZZZ :buttrock

OR some kind of repellent for annoying neighbours. Every time I decide to relax in the garden -she decides to strim her garden or mow the lawn. Some kind of lethal fly spray that would make her stiffen and keel over.

On a serious note, Id give people the right to install lethal ways and means of protecting their house /family etc. To think you cant touch them for fear of prosecution is just gay. Just stand at the top of the stairs and shout -Just go please!
I know i might get killed or seriously injured if I attack someone stroking the contents of my house, but Id get that anyway if I didnt do anything -from the wife :lookaround

by **The Red Baron** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:57 am

dawson99 wrote:Iran nicked 15 of our people.

If i were supreme commander: bomb the feckers. Iraq didnt have WMD and we took them out, why not the neighbours?

You obviously didnt give that much thought,very very dangerous thing to do.Innocent people would have been killed.
Having said that now are people are coming home,no reason why we cant nuke em now.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:05 am

The Red Baron wrote:
dawson99 wrote:Iran nicked 15 of our people.

If i were supreme commander: bomb the feckers. Iraq didnt have WMD and we took them out, why not the neighbours?

You obviously didnt give that much thought,very very dangerous thing to do.Innocent people would have been killed.
Having said that now are people are coming home,no reason why we cant nuke em now.

On topic - this fanny nancy state sh*te has long p*ssed me off, and it's high time the spineless poofs in charge did something worthwhile and outlawed whacko compensation claims.

Then, they can kill themselves. Useless b*stards.

by **babu** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:09 am

Come on Red Baron,

Ultimate Supreme Commanders don't need to think about conseqences , all they need is an eye patch, a fat persian cat and a big red button.

If i was the USC i would make any form of 'man-trap' legal. hehe, next fecker that takes a wee on my lawn may just step on a land mine.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:11 am

babu wrote:Come on Red Baron,

Ultimate Supreme Commanders don't need to think about conseqences , all they need is an eye patch, a fat persian cat and a big red button.

If i was the USC i would make any form of 'man-trap' legal. hehe, next fecker that takes a wee on my lawn may just step on a land mine.

No mate. No.

Run a microscopic metal mesh across your lawn and electrify it.

He won't p*ss on it more than once.

by **The Manhattan Project** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:14 am

If I were supreme commander I would have planted WMD in Iraq, then "found" them a few months later. Then eventually wrote a tell-all book about it, which would be serialised in the newspapers and I would earn a fortune.

by **babu** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:34 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:
babu wrote:Come on Red Baron,

Ultimate Supreme Commanders don't need to think about conseqences , all they need is an eye patch, a fat persian cat and a big red button.

If i was the USC i would make any form of 'man-trap' legal. hehe, next fecker that takes a wee on my lawn may just step on a land mine.

No mate. No.

Run a microscopic metal mesh across your lawn and electrify it.

He won't p*ss on it more than once.

ouch. I would rather step on a land mine i reckon.

Below is link to picture, of some poor unfortunate b@stard that pissed on an electric fence. Please don't view if you are squeamish.

NOT WORK SAFE

by **jkop** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:36 am

dawson99 you have my vote for supreme commander !

NUKE EM ALL!!!!!! :buttrock

by **Woollyback** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:38 am

it should be like america where if you are in the process of committing a crime then you lose the protection of the law, ie. if you get caught burgling somebody's house and get your head caved in then it should be tough sh*t! never mind all this bollox about "i cut my hand breaking into your house, i want compensation" :angry:

secondly i would give the victims of crime the ability to give the offender big electric shocks at will through their offender's electronic tag thingy. zap the tw@ts about 50 times in the middle of the night to wake them up, that'll teach them :laugh:

lastly, if i was the supreme commander, i would order the immediate execution of gordon brown for the all round benefit of society

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