Best way to describe a scrubber! - Some quality 1 liners

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Postby red37 » Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:08 pm

A face like a Bag o' spanners

A dog with a Pigs ed

A face like an unmade bed...

Thighs like two Gammon joints wrestling

Lips like petals....bicycle pedals

A fanny like two pork chops having a barney.

A voice like a grid emptying..
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Postby luvliverpool » Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:00 am

Good 2 c the guys enjoying them.........I was pi55in masel all the way throgh :D
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Postby Woollyback » Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:34 am

she was that slack it was like f*cking a ripped slipper :D
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