> >>> >The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
> >>> >The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
> >>> >The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed
> that such
> >>>an elderly
> >>> >couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
> >>> >When the couple finish, the doctor says, "There's
> absolutely
> >>>nothing
> >>> >wrong with the way you have intercourse."
> >>> >He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he
> charges
> >>>them £50
> >>> >and he says goodbye.
> >>> >The next week, however, the couple return and asks the sex
> >>>therapist to
> >>> >watch again.
> >>> >The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
> >>> >This happens several weeks in a row.
> >>> >The couple makes an appointment, have intercourse with no
> >>>problems, pay
> >>> >the doctor, then leave.
> >>> >Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor
> says,
> >>>"I'm
> >>> >sorry, but I have to ask.
> >>> >Just what are you trying to find out?"
> >>> >The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything.
> >>> >She's married and we can't go to her house.
> >>> >I'm married and we can't go to my house.
> >>> >The Holiday Inn charges £98.
> >>> >The Hilton charges £139.
> >>> >We do it here for £50, and I get £43 back from BUPA!
