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by **tommycockles** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:28 am

sounds like a plan!!

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by **dawson99** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:33 am

oh, if she says shes always talking about u then it must be alright :;):

this is like a really gay episode of hollyoaks

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:11 pm

ffs smeg, grow up mate.

there are a few things you need to learn, number one is that she is your girlfriend, she is with you by choice and if she didnt want to be with you then she wouldnt be with you. if you start questioning her or threatening the gimp then you will lose out, she will drop you quicker than a thai whore drops her panties when i have 500 baht in my hand.

the second thing you need to learn is that you cant force someone to be with you, if she does some horizontal dancing with the gimp and you find out, just dump her and realise that this is not the sort of bird you want to be with, would you want a cheater as your bird? either way you cant lose mate, you either have her and not worry of you will break up, either her or you will end it.

its only after its finished or after the gimp oversteps the line that you punish the freak, if you do it before she will dump you.

stop worryng, it is possible for girls to have guys as friends and its your insecurity thats creating the problem for you

and more to the point, why are you hanging round with emos and listening to the smiths, im not surprised you are depressed

start listening to this to cheer you up captain sensible

by **babu** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:34 pm

peewee wrote:ffs smeg, grow up mate.

there are a few things you need to learn, number one is that she is your girlfriend, she is with you by choice and if she didnt want to be with you then she wouldnt be with you. if you start questioning her or threatening the gimp then you will lose out, she will drop you quicker than a thai whore drops her panties when i have 500 baht in my hand.

the second thing you need to learn is that you cant force someone to be with you, if she does some horizontal dancing with the gimp and you find out, just dump her and realise that this is not the sort of bird you want to be with, would you want a cheater as your bird? either way you cant lose mate, you either have her and not worry of you will break up, either her or you will end it.

its only after its finished or after the gimp oversteps the line that you punish the freak, if you do it before she will dump you.

stop worryng, it is possible for girls to have guys as friends and its your insecurity thats creating the problem for you

and more to the point, why are you hanging round with emos and listening to the smiths, im not surprised you are depressed

start listening to this to cheer you up captain sensible

Hey Gramps, thats some solid advice right there. Peace Dude.

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:41 pm

babu wrote:
peewee wrote:ffs smeg, grow up mate.

there are a few things you need to learn, number one is that she is your girlfriend, she is with you by choice and if she didnt want to be with you then she wouldnt be with you. if you start questioning her or threatening the gimp then you will lose out, she will drop you quicker than a thai whore drops her panties when i have 500 baht in my hand.

the second thing you need to learn is that you cant force someone to be with you, if she does some horizontal dancing with the gimp and you find out, just dump her and realise that this is not the sort of bird you want to be with, would you want a cheater as your bird? either way you cant lose mate, you either have her and not worry of you will break up, either her or you will end it.

its only after its finished or after the gimp oversteps the line that you punish the freak, if you do it before she will dump you.

stop worryng, it is possible for girls to have guys as friends and its your insecurity thats creating the problem for you

and more to the point, why are you hanging round with emos and listening to the smiths, im not surprised you are depressed

start listening to this to cheer you up captain sensible

Hey Gramps, thats some solid advice right there. Peace Dude.

less of the gramps you, i would still kick your backside if i could catch you and then remember why i was chasing you

by **jonnymac1979** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:52 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:
Smeg wrote:"haha pained expression im pulling, lyk i dnt really want to smile, bot obv i do who wudnt wid him sitting on ur lap lol "

Oh deary dear.

Now I think it's time you had words with your lass.

If she can't see the problem in her writing that, sarcastic or not, then she's a dip-stick short of an engine bay.

F*ck her off.

You understood that Lando?

by **83-1171708240** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:23 pm

I told you, you had little to worry about, you seem to have gotten yourself into a state, the fact she is with you and always talks about you means she is happy and wants to be with you, you should take Peewee’s stern advice there as it’s correct. Relax, enjoy the relationship and stop worrying about what’s and ifs and buts, as I’ve told you previously there will always be people after your girlfriend and I’m pretty sure there will be other girls sniffing around you, it doesn’t mean to say anything will happen and there doesn’t seem to be sufficient evidence to suggest that this other chap is trying to seduce and court your girlfriend.

If I was you, I’d get bladdered over the weekend; forget about it and start next week a fresh.

by **stoney** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:25 pm

jonnymac1979 wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:
Smeg wrote:"haha pained expression im pulling, lyk i dnt really want to smile, bot obv i do who wudnt wid him sitting on ur lap lol "

Oh deary dear.

Now I think it's time you had words with your lass.

If she can't see the problem in her writing that, sarcastic or not, then she's a dip-stick short of an engine bay.

F*ck her off.

You understood that Lando?

Jonny im sure you could understand text speak if you actually tried to.

by **Smeg** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:07 pm

Swindon wrote:I told you, you had little to worry about, you seem to have gotten yourself into a state, the fact she is with you and always talks about you means she is happy and wants to be with you, you should take Peewee’s stern advice there as it’s correct. Relax, enjoy the relationship and stop worrying about what’s and ifs and buts, as I’ve told you previously there will always be people after your girlfriend and I’m pretty sure there will be other girls sniffing around you, it doesn’t mean to say anything will happen and there doesn’t seem to be sufficient evidence to suggest that this other chap is trying to seduce and court your girlfriend.

If I was you, I’d get bladdered over the weekend; forget about it and start next week a fresh.

Thats the plan, Saturday cellar bar 10ish, get bevvied, go to the match, back home for 6ish and hit town or meet up with her.

And if you see me in cellar bar, dont mention this :censored:

if im with people, dont want them knowin

by **jonnymac1979** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:11 pm

Smeg wrote:And if you see me in cellar bar, dont mention this if im with people, dont want them knowin

Don't be stupid mate after all no one on this website knows what you look like, it's not like you've ever posted a picture of yourself...

:shifty

by **shanks72** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:41 pm

dawson99 wrote:oh, if she says shes always talking about u then it must be alright

this is like a really gay episode of hollyoaks

Didn't realise you watched Hollyoaks, dawson.... :wwww

by **shanks72** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:10 pm

Smeg wrote:
shanks72 wrote:Smeg.....

It looks like he is trying to steal your gal from right under your nose.....you and your mates should keep a very close eye on him!

But having said that....she shouldn't have been sitting on his knee....

It must have been difficult for you playing pool, and prob. feeling that you couldn't do anything...but I think you should have made a joke of it and pulled her off his lap!

Must admit though it doesn't look good esp. after what she posted on that web site..

Sounds like you need to sort it out with her, gently, and find out just what exactly is going on. 'Though don't sound like you're being too possessive.

At the end of the day, you wanna know what's going on for your own peace of mind...you don't wanna be played for a fool.

Perhaps her mates might know how she feels about you and him??

Anyways, all the best and hope you sort things out and are ok.

Update, last night me girls best mate was talking to me on msn and me best mate cos he is also worried by the creeps tagging along with us couples etc...

She reckon he IS after my bird, but hes doing it in a very subtle way. For example, i couldnt sit down next to her in subway cos her mates were and i didnt wanna act a knobhead to em tellin em to move, she was saying on his bebo page (after he had asked "did you meet pete today" (its peter you blert) ) that she did but she wanted to sit next to me but cudnt.

He replies something along the lines of omg why didnt he? with a shocked smiley face. Basically implying he would do differently....

So, my birds best mate reckons that he is trying to annoy me by keeping in touch with her, in the hope that i will react to him, as this will make my bird think im being ott and possessive, and so essentially playing straight into his hands so he can do the night in shining armour jig.

She reckons the best course of action is to talk to him on bebo/ in person casually "what u up 2" etc, and then say how much a great time we're having. She reckons this will frustrate him, cos hel realise his wind ups aint working and hel feck off.

Also, she says shes always talking about me and i have nothing to worry about on her part

So, im gonna act nicey nicey to the laddo, till he realises he cant make me bite or shake us.

Then 3 months down the line hes getting a size 9 gazelle up his ar*e

Seriously though..they do say 'keep your friends close, but your enemies closer'...

I think your idea about talking to him, pleasantly, and telling him what a great time you're having is a good one.

Perhaps you could give your gal some extra attention and make her feel special, so that she doesn't want to go elsewear.

Also, if you are close to her you should be able to pick up on her vibes about how she feels for you......and trust your instincts, mate.

Be careful if you do have a go at him, that you have your mates with you.....but I wonder if he is really worth it..

Show her that she has got the best catch and the grass really isn't greener on the other side...

Good luck...

by **83-1171708240** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:38 pm

Smeg wrote:Thats the plan, Saturday cellar bar 10ish, get bevvied, go to the match, back home for 6ish and hit town or meet up with her.

And if you see me in cellar bar, dont mention this if im with people, dont want them knowin

A slight problem there, I haven’t a clue what your appearance is, so I doubt that will happen. I probably won’t be partying this weekend as I feel like a relaxing weekend of Pizza and films with a few of me old mates from school. I wouldn’t mention it to you mate, I’m not like that, these things have happened to most people, but they won’t admit it. Get wasted, wake up with a shitting headache, party some more and wake up on Monday with a clear head and you should be fine. Have a top night though,

George.

by **Kharhaz** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:01 am

Just chin him ! He knows exactly what hes doing hes trying to make you feel as bad as he does. His missus left him because he just doesnt cut it as a man. Chin him, tell ya new bird what ya done then go for a meal, trust me ! She will think loads more of you than she does now !

by **Lando_Griffin** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 5:04 am

jonnymac1979 wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:
Smeg wrote:"haha pained expression im pulling, lyk i dnt really want to smile, bot obv i do who wudnt wid him sitting on ur lap lol "

Oh deary dear.

Now I think it's time you had words with your lass.

If she can't see the problem in her writing that, sarcastic or not, then she's a dip-stick short of an engine bay.

F*ck her off.

You understood that Lando?

I wouldn't say it was easy.

I wouldn't say I'm proud of it.

But I understood it.

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