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Postby jkop » Tue Feb 20, 2007 4:45 pm

See the voting has started in the Non football related thread. :suspect:
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Postby Years Of Decay » Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:44 pm

Some strange people on here then  :D Luckily thats also my speciality!
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Postby Woollyback » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:09 am

right you bunch of feckin bedwetters, i'm off to cologne in 6 hours. i don't want any of you lot robbing my clean undies, or my dirty ones for that matter. i'm back on friday and i'll be checking :alien:
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:52 am

Here's my weekly shopping list:

Beer.

Kebabs.

More beer.

If there's any change left over - get more beer.
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Postby babu » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:54 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:Here's my weekly shopping list:

Beer.

Kebabs.

More beer.

If there's any change left over - get more beer.

Lando ask BB if he can buy you this new remote control, i think it was made with you in mind.  :D

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Postby red37 » Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:39 pm

very good remote.  :D
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Postby stmichael » Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:48 pm

Right, time for this weeks task.

All each one of you have to do is post ONE joke in the Big Brother section and the person I deem to have told the funniest joke will be immune from eviction next week.

Good Luck!  :p
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Postby account deleted by request » Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:48 pm

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party...

Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.

"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.

"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"
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At least it will make the housemates jokes seem better :D
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Postby Bad Bob » Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:19 pm

stmichael wrote:Right, time for this weeks task.

All each one of you have to do is post ONE joke in the Big Brother section and the person I deem to have told the funniest joke will be immune from eviction next week.

Good Luck!  :p

The University of Hertfordshire (link) has deemed this the top joke in England.  If you don't like it, St. Mick, you are officially a disgrace to your people...


Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”
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Postby jkop » Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:19 pm

Simple but brilliant Bad Bob  :laugh:
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Postby kazza 1 » Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:29 pm

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.

She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her
ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"
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Postby sophe_lfc_4_lyf » Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:32 pm

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 :D
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Postby stmichael » Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:06 pm

leonmc0708, you are unanimously the first housemate to be evicted from the big brother house with 60% of the vote.

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Postby woof woof ! » Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:21 pm

stmichael wrote:leonmc0708, you are unanimously the first housemate to be evicted from the big brother house with 60% of the vote.

Well at last Leon won something but for f'ucks sake , now I'm stuck in here with a bunch from the salvation army , all f'ucking tambourines and clappy hands  :angry:  .
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Woof doesnt look very happy wearing Sophe's hat  :D
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