Sharpy and the Head Foreman discuss the construction of a new state of the art EFC Training facility located at Halewood...
Sharpy So, Mr Foreman...will the new complex allow the club to aspire to its former glory as the true 'People's club' once again? You know, "The best team on Merseyside and all that..."
Foreman Well Graeme....erm im not so sure about that lad. Those mighty Redmen are pretty much untouchable in footballing terms...have been for a long while now.
Sharpy Whaddya mean - you heinous sassenach you!! Everton are the best......I'll set wee Mickey Tee and Andy Gray on you if your no careful. Then you'll be sorry!!
Foreman Well, to be honest its like this pal. You lot may as well take into consideration the fact that, basically you suck at football, infact there's little else you are good for except maybe one thing.....
Sharpy Except what? -This better be worth listening to, you filthy self conceited, red loving hog-faced s.hiteshoveller!! ive a good mind to......
Foreman Wait...wait a minute Sharpy, there is a solution....a way out of the long dark tunnel, that you lot have been hiding in for so long.
Sharpy Explain!
Foreman See, ive been thinking....the way the blues.*i*e play football, maybe its not such a bad thing you are moving the training centre to within 3 miles of Widnes.
Sharpy Wtf is that supposed to mean! That bloody place is in the middle of nowhere!... Look, im getting a bit fed up with all this.....Now will the complex be finished in time for the start of the next season, or no you f**kin' gimp?
Foreman (laughs, cynically) Sharpy....son. They havn't had a decent Rugby League side for years now....it could be Kenwrights coup de grace! - Think about it!
Sharpy You f**king x@#!...ill fix you!! Come back here and start digging before i give you a three-for-two you'll no forget for a while!
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