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by **Igor Zidane** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:39 pm

What's going on with bb this year ? I've seen more life at a necrophiliac's (always look on the bright side of death) party. Come on lads and lasses ,where's the sex drugs and rock and roll.

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:07 pm

Unfortunately I think they picked everyone who was upset, annoyed or depressed to be in BB.

Wooly - just been burgled
Lando - lost his girlfriend
Judge - sorry about your g/f's mum

Ciggy - family probs
Woof - sexual frustration
Supersub - Roberts

Leon - Liverpool problems
BadBob - snow problem
Sophe - communication problem
peewee - upset cos no-one has found him yet
Kazza1 - wireless network problems

by **Judge** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:10 pm

have i won yet

by **woof woof !** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:39 pm

red37 wrote:where's the difference between this and the Real world its boring!!!

You're bored ? how the f'uck d'yer think we feel ?

C'mon, f'ucking entertain me .

by **sophe_lfc_4_lyf** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:11 pm

Boring in here

by **Kash_Mountain** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:12 pm

Why is it boring?

by **sophe_lfc_4_lyf** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:38 pm

I dont know

by **66-1120597113** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:43 pm

No one is doing out!

by **sophe_lfc_4_lyf** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:44 pm

I know init

by **woof woof !** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:30 am

I'm knackered , had a dirty big spliff last night . Wandered into the bog for a dump , got that out of the way , washed my hands and then started to wipe down the sink . I then noticed a small spot on one of the wall tiles so I started to give the wall a wipe , then the shower cubicle , then the floor , the back to the sink cause I thought the taps needed polishing . I was in there for f'ucking hours totally gripped by the "Cleaning Genie" !

Got to bed at 3am and I had to get up two hours later to take the missus across town .

Dope don't just lead to

it also leads to a degree in industrial hygiene .

by **babu** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 10:06 am

woof woof ! wrote:I'm knackered , had a dirty big spliff last night . Wandered into the bog for a dump , got that out of the way , washed my hands and then started to wipe down the sink . I then noticed a small spot on one of the wall tiles so I started to give the wall a wipe , then the shower cubicle , then the floor , the back to the sink cause I thought the taps needed polishing . I was in there for f'ucking hours totally gripped by the "Cleaning Genie" !

Got to bed at 3am and I had to get up two hours later to take the missus across town .

Dope don't just lead to it also leads to a degree in industrial hygiene .

talk about enjoying the smell of your own shit. did you at least open a window?

by **Judge** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:15 pm

what games will there be ?

by **jkop** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:37 pm

woof woof ! wrote:I'm knackered , had a dirty big spliff last night . Wandered into the bog for a dump , got that out of the way , washed my hands and then started to wipe down the sink . I then noticed a small spot on one of the wall tiles so I started to give the wall a wipe , then the shower cubicle , then the floor , the back to the sink cause I thought the taps needed polishing . I was in there for f'ucking hours totally gripped by the "Cleaning Genie" !

Got to bed at 3am and I had to get up two hours later to take the missus across town .

Dope don't just lead to it also leads to a degree in industrial hygiene .

Ill keep you up on spliffs if you come over to clean my house please.

by **woof woof !** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:44 pm

babu wrote:talk about enjoying the smell of your own shit. did you at least open a window?

Believe it or not my sh'it comes out wrapped in gold leaf and smelling of patchouli :angry:

by **woof woof !** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:23 pm

Sooooooo , here I am rattling around the BB house apparently on my own . Do all the other inmates get to go home at weekends ? .

If it weren't for the newkit viewers I could find myself going a little stir crazy .

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