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by **Igor Zidane** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:41 am

Lando have a good holiday ace. Watch out for any suspicious looking Mexican type fella's , it's probably Oasis stalking you.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:32 am

Igor Zidane wrote:Lando have a good holiday ace. Watch out for any suspicious looking Mexican type fella's , it's probably Oasis stalking you.

He's got to catch me first.

by **account deleted by request** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:44 am

Have a nice time mate. Just dont go on any nudist beaches, at this time of year they will be filled with hormonally supercharged pensioners (HRT) and you may not get back alive.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:09 am

s@int wrote:Have a nice time mate. Just dont go on any nudist beaches, at this time of year they will be filled with hormonally supercharged pensioners (HRT) and you may not get back alive.

I have just been sick.

by **A.B.** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:27 am

Enjoy yourself fat man, try not to get sunburned though. You will look like a huge stop sign with your size :laugh:

by **peterc1992** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:37 am

when u going

by **Bad Bob** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:41 am

peewee wrote:

Have a good one, Lando. Maybe you could give Becks a call for a night out on the lash, I hear he'll be free!

by **Lando_Griffin** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:16 am

7 hours and counting...
tick, tock,tick, tock...

by **Judge** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:46 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:Off on a 5 day break in Spain on Monday to Calella.

I don't anticipate remembering much of the week, on account of it being completely out of season, and an all-inclusive deal.

So... I've been to Calella before, but it was when I was a kid and I went with my parents.

Can anyone tell me anything about it, preferably the best places to visit and any decent bars/clubs that will be open midweek?

Considering going to watch the Barca-Alaves match at the Neu Camp (Get this - buy 1 ticket, get 3 free!!!!! - AND they're as cheap as £8 aswell! - no wonder the f*ckers always have a full stadium!), and if I do I'll spike the Barca players' half-time Bovril with some delayed laxatives, so they literally sh*t their pants at Anfield.

Sabre - I know it's the other side of Spain to you, but if you're out that way next week - PM me before Monday dinner time, and we'll have to meet up so I can buy your a*s a San Miguel or whatever it is you drink.

Any good nightlife in Calella, Barcelona and surrounding areas midweek? Preferably with some hot Senioritas, and no w*nkers.

Anyone else from Espania - gis a shout if you fancy a bevvie.

EDIT: Sabre - just as a fore-thought - how do you say "Do you do it doggy-doggy?" in Spanish?

have a great time mate.

im away from 6th feb on an all-inclusive to tenerife with the new woman

by **Sabre** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:59 am

Sabre - I know it's the other side of Spain to you, but if you're out that way next week - PM me before Monday dinner time, and we'll have to meet up so I can buy your a*s a San Miguel or whatever it is you drink.

I haven't got much time this weeks but there will be a chance to get that beer sooner or later, in Spain or in England

About the doggy doggy question not sure if it has double meaning, but it should be "Perrito, Perrito" and the command you want "Perrito, Perrito salta -jump" "Perrito Perrito, sientate -sit down"

Enjoy yourself, be aware of the pickpocket guys, avoid fights and be nice with girls -- although we all want the same thing, treat them as if they were queens so that the break up their defence

by **Sabre** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:48 pm

I'd love to have a report of Lando's holidays over the forum's table :laugh:

Amount of beers drunk, what he thought of Barcelona girls, and relevant stuff like that.

You can skip museums and architecture.

by **RUSHIE#9** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:52 pm

Sabre wrote:I'd love to have a report of Lando's holidays over the forum's table

Amount of beers drunk, what he thought of Barcelona girls, and relevant stuff like that.

You can skip museums and architecture.

Seeing pictures would probably be good as well.....

Unless you value your mental health that is.................... :wwww

We wouldn't sleep ever again if we saw Lando in his thong on the beach! :Oo:

by **woof woof !** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:47 pm

Yeah , c'mon Lando wtf happend on your Holiday , you haven't said a word . Was it that bad ?

by **neil** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:01 pm

centre parcs on the 05.02.07 and playa en forcat(menorca) or somethin in june

by **Lando_Griffin** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:22 am

F*ck me - forgot all about this thread!

I shall post some pics of the Barca match shortly.... (Probably before anyone looks at this thread again!

)

Haven't got any of me though, thank funk. I might consider posting one of me if my mate sends them to me. (My pics are from phone - he took a camera.)

Nothing to write home about though!

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