I don't anticipate remembering much of the week, on account of it being completely out of season, and an all-inclusive deal.

So... I've been to Calella before, but it was when I was a kid and I went with my parents.
Can anyone tell me anything about it, preferably the best places to visit and any decent bars/clubs that will be open midweek?
Considering going to watch the Barca-Alaves match at the Neu Camp (Get this - buy 1 ticket, get 3 free!!!!! - AND they're as cheap as £8 aswell! - no wonder the f*ckers always have a full stadium!), and if I do I'll spike the Barca players' half-time Bovril with some delayed laxatives, so they literally sh*t their pants at Anfield.

Sabre - I know it's the other side of Spain to you, but if you're out that way next week - PM me before Monday dinner time, and we'll have to meet up so I can buy your a*s a San Miguel or whatever it is you drink.

Any good nightlife in Calella, Barcelona and surrounding areas midweek? Preferably with some hot Senioritas, and no w*nkers.

Anyone else from Espania - gis a shout if you fancy a bevvie.
EDIT: Sabre - just as a fore-thought - how do you say "Do you do it doggy-doggy?" in Spanish?
