19 of us heading over next month,one sad sack has even bought a guide book.Now I am sure Madrid is a wonderful city,full of impressive museums and gallerys etc.but quite frankly I couldnt give a Donald about all that sh!te.
We want Beer and desperate woman.[if we have no luck on the first night,we will settle for beer and BLIND desperate women on the second night]

So if anybody could point us in the general direction of the sleazy side of town at least 18 of us would be grateful