I saw this fat bloke once on a plane, I walked past him on the way to the bog and he was playing on a PSP, I was standing in the queue and just looked over his shoulder to see what he was playing.... it was darts. I thought to myself....this guy is so lazy he can't even be bothered playing an active game on his PSP let alone in real life
If you play darts you are confirming that you're a fat lazy blob bewstard who hasn't seen his willy for years and can't play proper sports so has to threw stupid little pointy at a circle attached to the wall.
If you watch it it's because you're drunk i.e. Bazza.