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by **A.B.** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:57 am

What's the dumbest thing you've heard anyone say?

There was this bird/girl/woman/chick[whatever the f#ck you English folk say] recently that said "Aren't Muslims and Jews the same thing? Isn't that the same religion"

I wanted to laugh really I did but I couldn't, I kept my mouth shut and swallowed my tongue. Twas the season to be jolly, didn't want to take the p1ss out of her.

:no

by **Lando_Griffin** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:06 am

Probably "Simon Davis is better than Alonso."

That takes some beating!

Oh, and my mate came out with a pearler t'other day :

"Liverpool have got no history - they bought their history."

I could have p*ssed my pants laughing, but I was too busy hitting him.

by **A.B.** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:09 am

"Simon Davis is better than Alonso."

I remember someone saying that. :laugh:

"Liverpool have got no history - they bought their history."

Hope you gave him a real bullocking, that statement is worth 20 years in prison.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:35 am

A.B. wrote:
"Simon Davis is better than Alonso."

I remember someone saying that.

"Liverpool have got no history - they bought their history."

Hope you gave him a real bullocking, that statement is worth 20 years in prison.

It was the stupidity of it that got me, though. He's a bright lad aswell - got 2 degrees.
I didn't have the heart to smash his face in.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:38 am

F*ck me - just thought of another pearl of wisdom he came out with:

Apparantly, up until the sixties, LFC was on a par with Newcastle for "history", as we had never won the FA Cup - the "True measure of English footballing success".

Our 7 titles didn't mean a thing apparantly.

by **Judge** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:48 am

i see this is AB's thread

by **jkop** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:05 am

When the wife and i are sitting watching tele, and the phone was to ring or the door gets knocked she turns to me and asks who's that. Like im supposed to know. :Oo:

by **A.B.** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:29 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:F*ck me - just thought of another pearl of wisdom he came out with:

Apparantly, up until the sixties, LFC was on a par with Newcastle for "history", as we had never won the FA Cup - the "True measure of English footballing success".

Our 7 titles didn't mean a thing apparantly.

by **Woollyback** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:52 pm

by **sophe_lfc_4_lyf** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:15 am

Woollyback wrote:

I dont get it

by **Woollyback** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:17 am

sophe_lfc_4_lyf wrote:
Woollyback wrote:

I dont get it

what, never?

by **sophe_lfc_4_lyf** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:18 am

Just doesnt make sense to me

by **Woollyback** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:24 am

is grimsby in america? :wwww

by **sophe_lfc_4_lyf** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:25 am

Nope you idiot haha

by **Woollyback** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:27 am

ok but it's near doncaster right?

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