by Sabre » Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:29 am
Right, I wanna corrupt this bird but she mates with another bird who fancies me. The one who fancies me isnt as pretty, and me mates take the saying shes a munter. I reckon shes ok though, much better than Mrs Palm and her 5 Finger children
But, ideally id like to pull the other bird but i dont know is she likes me so, if i risk it on her and get feck all, I will prob not be able to try it on with the bird who fanices me - as thatl look a bit cheap/harsh/ she might be turned off by then.
Haha, this happens in Spain also.
As we say here "It's better a bird in the the hand, than one houndred flying" Meaning it's best to play secure rather than taking risks no matter how promising seems to take the risk.
The truth is, that if you don't enjoy the uglier one that doesn't warrant anything about the prettier one. DO NOT TRY, under any circunstances, to reach the pretty one through the ugly one through false friendship, because she might be ugly, but not stupid, and she'll spoil your plans soon enough.
The best thing you can do is relying in female hormones. Be with the uglier one, make her pass the best night of her life. Then the ugly one will tell her friends how good you are and how fortunate she is. And the envy and competition sense that every woman has, will make the rest of the work for you.
That's my Spanish view.
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Sabre on Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:31 am, edited 1 time in total.
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