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by **Lando_Griffin** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:02 am

Sadly my friends, we have a bender in our midst. A putrid, lowly pile of sputum in the anal crevasse of life.

He began his worthless time on this planet as a puss-filled coldsore, but like the caterpillar - he evolved. Rather than go the way of the Butterfly, he went decidedly "Mothy", altering into the septic puddle of homosexual monkey-spunk you see today.

I have a heart-felt message from the gangrenous reptile, which, although covered in the remains of a cricket, is quite legible.

It reads:

"I, Whitebmw, do hereby decree that I am a raving woofter, with no more right to live on God's clean Earth than a diarrhetic Dungbeetle with a fetish for sweetcorn.

I do not require or want your pity - rather, insult me at every turn. Belittle me, question my parentage, and make jibes about the size of my wedding tackle.

I emplore you - treat me like the sleazy good-for-nothing VD scab that I am."

I think that we should do our best to make this punk feel welcome - how better than to do as the spinless fanny-dodger asks?

SO everyone - raise your mice:

"To c*ntyb*llock!".

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:06 am

diarrhetic Dungbeetle with a fetish for sweetcorn.

Sheer class that Lando

by **LFC #1** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:11 am

Hatred at it's best

by **Ciggy** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:31 am

Lando Id love to go for a bevvie with you mate just love it

by **babu** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:01 am

Ciggy wrote: Lando Id love to go for a bevvie with you mate just love it

you're in Lando !!! Get some pictures !!!

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:10 am

babu wrote:
Ciggy wrote::laugh: Lando Id love to go for a bevvie with you mate just love it

you're in Lando !!! Get some pictures !!!

ciggy already took one mate, lando looks ripped in this pic

by **dawson99** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:53 am

i dont get it

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:59 am

you wont becaue lando has posted in all the bumped threads, however if you were on earlier you would have just seen 2 pages of bumped threads

by **dawson99** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:02 am

cool beans

by **daxy1** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:03 pm

peewee wrote:
babu wrote:
Ciggy wrote::laugh: Lando Id love to go for a bevvie with you mate just love it

you're in Lando !!! Get some pictures !!!

ciggy already took one mate, lando looks ripped in this pic

wtf that is the best pic ever pmsl @ peewee!

by **Lando_Griffin** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:17 pm

Is he gone yet?

by **112-1077774096** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:17 am

daxy1 wrote:
peewee wrote:
babu wrote:
Ciggy wrote::laugh: Lando Id love to go for a bevvie with you mate just love it

you're in Lando !!! Get some pictures !!!

ciggy already took one mate, lando looks ripped in this pic

wtf that is the best pic ever pmsl @ peewee!

not my own work mate, ciggy posted it first in the real world, they are some bad man boobs though daxy

by **Woollyback** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:42 am

i think i've found the owner (or should it be "host") of the man boobs

by **peterc1992** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:15 am

peewee wrote:ciggy already took one mate, lando looks ripped in this pic

wow there a lovely set of DD's

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