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Postby joko » Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:37 pm

The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone just her and I

Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what she wanted to do

Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine

I didn't know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand on her breast

I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once the white stuff came

At last it was finished
it's all over now,
my first time...milking a cow.


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Postby red37 » Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:11 am

There was a young lady from Kew
who filled her vagina with glue...
She said with a grin
"if they pay to get in...
they'll pay to get out of it too!"
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Postby sophe_lfc_4_lyf » Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:20 am

There once was a man from Peru
Who couldnt tie up his shoe
He ran in a race
And fell flat on his face
That poor old man from Peru


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