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Postby Barca » Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:10 pm

read keats yates.

si si good book.

I like.

any?

please,

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Postby red37 » Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:16 pm

Enid Blytons not a bad shout......."Famous 5" and all that. :eyebrow 






























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Postby account deleted by request » Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:19 pm

O soft embalmer of the still midnight,
   Shutting, with careful fingers and benign,
Our gloom-pleased eyes, embower'd from
     the light,
   Enshaded in forgetfulness divine:
O soothest Sleep!  if so it please thee,
     close,
   In midst of this thine hymn, my willing eyes,
Or wait the amen, ere thy poppy throws
   Around my bed its dewy charities;
   Then save me, or the passed day will
     shine
Upon my pillow, breeding many woes;
   Save me from curious conscience, that         
     still lords
Its strength for darkness, burrowing like a
     mole;
   Turn the key deftly in the oiled wards,
And seal the hushed casket of my soul.
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Postby red37 » Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:20 pm

s@int wrote:O soft embalmer of the still midnight,
   Shutting, with careful fingers and benign,
Our gloom-pleased eyes, embower'd from
     the light,
   Enshaded in forgetfulness divine:
O soothest Sleep!  if so it please thee,
     close,
   In midst of this thine hymn, my willing eyes,
Or wait the amen, ere thy poppy throws
   Around my bed its dewy charities;
   Then save me, or the passed day will
     shine
Upon my pillow, breeding many woes;
   Save me from curious conscience, that         
     still lords
Its strength for darkness, burrowing like a
     mole;
   Turn the key deftly in the oiled wards,
And seal the hushed casket of my soul.

:angry:  damn...i was just gonna say that as well Saint!
















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Postby Barca » Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:22 pm

good.  :)

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Postby account deleted by request » Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:25 pm

DULCE ET DECORUM EST

Bent double, like old beggars under sacks, 
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge, 
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs 
And towards our distant rest began to trudge. 
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots 
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind; 
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots 
Of tired, outstripped Five-Nines that dropped behind.

Gas! Gas! Quick, boys! –  An ecstasy of fumbling, 
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time; 
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling, 
And flound'ring like a man in fire or lime . . . 
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light, 
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning. 
In all my dreams, before my helpless sight, 
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning. 

If in some smothering dreams you too could pace 
Behind the wagon that we flung him in, 
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face, 
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin; 
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood 
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs, 
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud 
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues, 
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest 
To children ardent for some desperate glory, 
The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est 
Pro patria mori.

Wilfred Owen was my favourite at school ( I hated poetry!)
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Postby account deleted by request » Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:13 pm

Half a league half a league
Half a league onward
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred:
`Forward the Light Brigade
Charge for the guns' he said
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred

`Forward the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the soldier knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do & die,
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd & thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot & shell,
Boldly they rode & well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.

Flash'd all their sabres bare,
Flash'd as they turn'd in air,
Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army while
All the world wonder'd:
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right thro' the line they broke;
Cossack & Russian
Reel'd from the sabre-stroke,
Shatter'd & sunder'd.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them
Volley'd & thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot & shell,
While horse & hero fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of Death
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them
Left of six hundred.

When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wonder'd.
Honour the charge they made!
Honour the Light Brigade,
Noble six hundred!


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Postby woof woof ! » Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:39 pm

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our Anfield dead.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Let pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled rock
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest English.
Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof!
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And sheathed their swords for lack of argument:
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman,
Whose limbs were made in England, show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry God, For Rafa, Liverpool and Stevie G !


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Postby shanks72 » Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:42 pm

s@int wrote:DULCE ET DECORUM EST

Bent double, like old beggars under sacks, 
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge, 
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs 
And towards our distant rest began to trudge. 
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots 
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind; 
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots 
Of tired, outstripped Five-Nines that dropped behind.

Gas! Gas! Quick, boys! –  An ecstasy of fumbling, 
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time; 
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling, 
And flound'ring like a man in fire or lime . . . 
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light, 
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning. 
In all my dreams, before my helpless sight, 
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning. 

If in some smothering dreams you too could pace 
Behind the wagon that we flung him in, 
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face, 
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin; 
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood 
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs, 
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud 
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues, 
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest 
To children ardent for some desperate glory, 
The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est 
Pro patria mori.

Wilfred Owen was my favourite at school ( I hated poetry!)


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Actually, Wilfred Owen was my fav at school as well(!!!) 
(whether you're joking or not S@int).

This is a very poignant poem. I remember having to "dissect" it for my English exam and it made a great impression on me.
I have nothing but respect for Wilfred Owen.   :)
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:45 am

I always liked this one at school:

The cat,
Sat on,
The Mat. :D
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:46 am

And the evergreen:

There was an old lady from China,
Who sailed on an Ocean Liner,
She slipped on the deck,
And twisted her neck,
And now all she sees is behind her.



Magnificent. :D
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Postby account deleted by request » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:05 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:And the evergreen:

There was an old lady from China,
Who sailed on an Ocean Liner,
She slipped on the deck,
And twisted her neck,
And now all she sees is behind her.



Magnificent. :D

Shakespeare at his very best Lando  :D
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Postby Woollyback » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:30 am

there was a young woman from ealing
who had a peculiar feeling
she lay on her back and opened her crack
and p1ssed all over the ceiling
b*ll*c*ks and s*i*e
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Postby adamnbarrett » Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:19 pm

There once was a man from Gosham
Who took out his bollocks to wash 'em
His wife said, Jack, if you don't put them back
I'll stand on the bastards and squash 'em.

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Postby woof woof ! » Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:24 pm

There was a man from Bombay
Who made a kunt out of clay
The heat of his p'rick
Turned the clay into brick
And withered his balls away

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