A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a
peni$?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched
with the tip of my finger..."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gates."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you
ever had contact with a peni$?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter says "OK,
dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate."
All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the
front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "Well, If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Stephanie sticks her ar$e in it!"
Nuns - gag
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by peterc1992 » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:42 am
fcuking brilliant
emlyn hughes:"liverpool are magic,everton are tragic"
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by 112-1077774096 » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:43 am
two nuns go out for a drive one day, as its there ay off they are wearing normal clothes and leve their habits back at the convent. as they are sitting at some traffic lights a hells angel pulls up on his bike, he sees the nuns and shouts "oi oi darling, show us your t1ts'"
one nun turns to the other and says "i dont think he realises we are nuns without our habits sister janet, show him your cross".
janet winds down the window and shouts "fuck off you long haired cunt"
one nun turns to the other and says "i dont think he realises we are nuns without our habits sister janet, show him your cross".
janet winds down the window and shouts "fuck off you long haired cunt"
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by Lando_Griffin » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:27 am
peewee wrote:two nuns go out for a drive one day, as its there ay off they are wearing normal clothes and leve their habits back at the convent. as they are sitting at some traffic lights a hells angel pulls up on his bike, he sees the nuns and shouts "oi oi darling, show us your t1ts'"
one nun turns to the other and says "i dont think he realises we are nuns without our habits sister janet, show him your cross".
janet winds down the window and shouts "fuck off you long haired cunt"
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by kalos » Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:56 am
Two nuns are painting the nunnery. Its summer and extremely hot.
Why don't we take off our habits and paint in the nude..the monks are off in Blackpool so there's no-one around says the older, Jane. OK says Mary.
A few minutes after they've stripped there's a knock at the door. "Who's there" shouts Mary. "Blind Man" shouts a voice.
Both are greatly relieved and Jane opens the door.
Nice tits Sister! says the man as he drops the blinds on the floor.
Why don't we take off our habits and paint in the nude..the monks are off in Blackpool so there's no-one around says the older, Jane. OK says Mary.
A few minutes after they've stripped there's a knock at the door. "Who's there" shouts Mary. "Blind Man" shouts a voice.
Both are greatly relieved and Jane opens the door.
Nice tits Sister! says the man as he drops the blinds on the floor.
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