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by **Lando_Griffin** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:08 am

Here is a PM recieved from Rafa-Dodd not more than 1 hour ago:

"Hi Lando.

I've been wanting to tell the forum something ever since I joined, but I don't know how the members will take it.
I figured that seeing as you don't really care what people think about you (being so fat, and all), you might be able to give me some advice.

I am gay. I fancy virtually every man on here, despite only meeting one of you - Judge. He's my boyfriend, and he actually returns my feelings, which is nice.

The thing is, it doesn't stop there. If I were just a pork sword-swollowing sicko, I could handle that. But the truth of the matter is, I am seriously attracted to goats. Billy goats.

I'm quite ashamed to admit, but I have had more than a few sexual encounters with the local farmer's oldest goat, "Raymond". He is getting on, but I like them like that. "The rougher the better", as I always say. He seems to love oral.

What I need your advice on, is; should I tell the forum about my cat-buggering fetish aswell, or just leave it at the goat-gobbling? I'm torn.

I'm definately not going to mention my donkey-bonking, as people seem to have a thing against that.

So. What should I do?

Any help would be appreciated, mate.

- Rafa-Dodd. :help

"

Well.

Rafa-Dodd:

STOP BUGGERING DEFENCELESS ANIMALS YOU F*CKING SICK FREAK - THAT INCLUDES JUDGE!

I don't know how anyone could do such things.

One thing's for certain - you haven't got to worry about how to tell the forum, you twisted b*stard.

:no

F*cking pervert. :no

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by **The Manhattan Project** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:31 am

I fancy virtually every man on here

Manhattan hopes that statement includes Manhattan.

by **daxy1** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:30 am

pmsl! lando you are of your head mate ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!! :wwww

by **SouthCoastShankly** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:55 am

I might add I prefer Nanny Goats. At least that makes me a straight animal abuser!

by **RUSHIE#9** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:56 pm

RAFA-DODD ya big gay bear stop dreamin about proddin us straight macho guys (WE ONLY LIKE WOMEN! END OF STORY)

LANDO, mate you need to a:Keep yer back to the wall and b:GET A HOBBIE and stop watchin' RAFA-DODD in all that farm yard porn!

Friggin' Hell this place just gets weider and weirder!!

by **Rafa D** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:08 pm

lmao - Lando that was a secret, thats it no more free winky jobs for you.

Rushie - Why does Gerrard look off his tits in ya avatar!

by **Judge** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:18 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:Here is a PM recieved from Rafa-Dodd not more than 1 hour ago:

"Hi Lando.

I've been wanting to tell the forum something ever since I joined, but I don't know how the members will take it.
I figured that seeing as you don't really care what people think about you (being so fat, and all), you might be able to give me some advice.

I am gay. I fancy virtually every man on here, despite only meeting you - lando. your my boyfriend, and you actually returns my feelings, which is nice.

The thing is, it doesn't stop there. If I were just a pork sword-swollowing sicko, I could handle that. But the truth of the matter is, I am seriously attracted to goats. Billy goats.

I'm quite ashamed to admit, but I have had more than a few sexual encounters with the local farmer's oldest goat, "Raymond". He is getting on, but I like them like that. "The rougher the better", as I always say. He seems to love oral.

What I need your advice on, is; should I tell the forum about my cat-buggering fetish aswell, or just leave it at the goat-gobbling? I'm torn.

I'm definately not going to mention my donkey-bonking, as people seem to have a thing against that.

So. What should I do?

Any help would be appreciated, mate.

- Rafa-Dodd. "

Well.

Rafa-Dodd:

STOP BUGGERING DEFENCELESS ANIMALS YOU F*CKING SICK FREAK - THAT INCLUDES MY DOG!

I don't know how anyone could do such things.

One thing's for certain - you haven't got to worry about how to tell the forum, you twisted b*stard, but i like it very much

figures

by **RUSHIE#9** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:00 pm

Rafa-Dodd wrote:lmao - Lando that was a secret, thats it no more free winky jobs for you.

Rushie - Why does Gerrard look off his tits in ya avatar!

Dunno really maybe he's just come home from training and found........................

you fill in the rest

Seriously tho it's one of them caricature things that they've been advertising on .tv lately or somefink like that anyway.

by **neil** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:12 pm

Raymond eh? funny name for a goat.

by **Rafa D** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:17 pm

neil eh? funny name for a cat.

by **Redman in wales** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:36 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:I'm quite ashamed to admit, but I have had more than a few sexual encounters with the local farmer's oldest goat, "Raymond". He is getting on, but I like them like that. "The rougher the better", as I always say. He seems to love oral.

oi...

raymond is my goat-bitch!

get your goat-stealin' hands off!!!! :angry:

by **Rafa D** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:56 pm

raymond loves it when you teabag him.

by **jkop** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:59 pm

I think in in the wrong forum. :Oo:

by **jkop** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:00 pm

I thought i was in a sex chat forum for a minute there !

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