reina - the bird (cause he flaps alot)
Finnan - the clown
hyypia - ivan drago
carragher - the car theif
riise - tin tin
Gerrard - the car radio theif
Sissoko - are you titi camara in descuise?
Alonso - the bore (you expect him to go home and read a book)
Gonzalez - headless chicky
Kuyt - the handsome one
Crouch - Rodney trotter
you?
by the way i predict now 2-0 victoy tomorrow, mark my words