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Postby Judge » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:51 am

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Postby Effes » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:05 am

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Postby kazza 1 » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:33 am

Mikz wrote:
kazza 1 wrote:I have only just realised what this thread is all about!!! :laugh:
And the answer to Smeg's question..... I would not class it as being unfaithful. What man out there dont "choke the chicken" over the thought of a girl he seen earlier in the street?? He would'nt be normal if he did'nt. As far as I am concered, they are harmless fantasies.

Youve a strange idea about the male gender there sister .Id say thats pretty abnormal
Can I just point out ..some of us come home to women who are a good bit nicer than the average floozie on the street   

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I wouldnt even glance sideways at a woman in the street :lookaround ignore em all -Ignorance is Bliss

Are you trying to say that, if a really good looking girl passed you in the street you would'nt have a second glance at her, then maybe later on, say your having a shower, the thought would come back and you would'nt think what it would be like to give her one. Then have a ham shank? ???  Hmmmm, thats strange........... Maybe there are no good looking ladies where you live............
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Postby Mikz » Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:18 pm

ffs get a life  :laugh: do ya honestly think Im that desperate?  Theres plenty of good lookin girls in Lisburn but I dont get so excited that I have to sneak off and whack off.

Its not strange -you are ! Yer livin in a wee world of raincoaters .
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Postby EddieC » Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:27 pm

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W@nking & PS2 rolled into one?

Girlfriends, get your coats :D
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Postby EddieC » Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:33 pm

B0llocks, that one wouldn't come up, this is the link if anyone wants to see it
PS2 Game

I'll try this one instead:

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Bloody can't do it anywhere these days can you?

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Postby PhiLFC » Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:52 pm

jonnymac1979 wrote:Hand to gland combat. :D

aaah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Postby stanleytmanley » Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:49 pm

White Water Wristing......
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Postby stanleytmanley » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:01 pm

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Postby kazza 1 » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:03 pm

Mikz wrote:ffs get a life  :laugh: do ya honestly think Im that desperate?  Theres plenty of good lookin girls in Lisburn but I dont get so excited that I have to sneak off and whack off.

Its not strange -you are ! Yer livin in a wee world of raincoaters .

Fair play to you then!! Your one in a million. Theres not many men around like you :D

As for the raincoat, I dont own one, or I would have worn it coming home from Tesco's to save me getting soaked :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
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Postby stanleytmanley » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:05 pm

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I hope my first few posts don't give people the wrong idea about me :D

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Postby shanks72 » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:28 pm

Well, well, well, (re: this thread),

'Tis true what they say, you do learn something new everyday!     
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Postby Woollyback » Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:33 am

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Postby Judge » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:40 am

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Postby JBG » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:42 am

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