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Postby Paul C » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:08 pm

Went my mates wedding yesterday, Lou was chief brides maid and the day was great..................... until I fractured my collar bone jumping over a bush and then cracked my head on a door frame, people thought I'd dislocated my shoulder so kept trying to put it back in, you imagine the pain I was in, I really need top stop acting like a teenager when drunk  :no
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Postby JBG » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:28 pm

Well, you won't get me disputing that......
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Postby Woollyback » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:18 pm

ya silly fecker :laugh:
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Postby Kash_Mountain » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:32 pm

Teenagers.
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Postby 48-1119859832 » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:47 pm

What a k.nob, I bet that got a few laughs.  :laugh:
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Postby Ciggy » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:49 pm

I can never understand why people jump over bushes at weddings muppets  :D
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Postby stmichael » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:49 pm

Paul C wrote:Went my mates wedding yesterday, Lou was chief brides maid and the day was great..................... until I fractured my collar bone jumping over a bush and then cracked my head on a door frame, people thought I'd dislocated my shoulder so kept trying to put it back in, you imagine the pain I was in, I really need top stop acting like a teenager when drunk  :no

it could have been worse paul. it could have happened at your wedding. :D
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:32 pm

Even I wouldnt do that  :D
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Postby Ciggy » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:33 pm

Roberts wrote:Even I wouldnt do that  :D

Liar  :rasp
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Postby adamnbarrett » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:38 pm

silly bugger :D
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:35 am

:laugh:

I bet you wanted to strangle the "helpers", didn't you!?! :D

You daft tart! :D
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Postby Judge » Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:32 am

Paul C wrote:Went my mates wedding yesterday, Lou was chief brides maid and the day was great..................... until I fractured my collar bone jumping over a bush and then cracked my head on a door frame, people thought I'd dislocated my shoulder so kept trying to put it back in, you imagine the pain I was in, I really need top stop acting like a teenager when drunk  :no

who's bush were you jumping over paul, and did your wife know :D

serves you right, you two timer :D
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Postby Paul C » Sun Sep 17, 2006 10:53 am

Went the ozzie the other day, doctor says the it's clean break and I'll be in a sling for 4 weeks until my next x-ray, it's p155in me off now but at least it's my right arm and I'm left handed :;):
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Postby Mikz » Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:09 am

At least its not your wrist..or palm brother :lookaround
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Postby Paul C » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:08 pm

Mikz wrote:At least its not your wrist..or palm brother :lookaround

I can still use my Xbox 360 controller which is the main thing  :p
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