by The Manhattan Project » Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:42 pm
Let's analyse the information, in a rational and logical way:
LFC Stadium Capacity = 45,362
EFC Stadium Capacity = 40,569
LFC League Titles = 18
EFC League Titles = 9
LFC European Cups = 5
EFC European Cups = 0
LFC FA Cups = 7
EFC FA Cups = 5
LFC League Cups = 7
EFC League Cups = 0
LFC UEFA Cups = 3
EFC UEFA Cups = 0
LFC Community Shields = 15
EFC Community Shields = 9
LFC Derby Wins = 79
EFC Derby Wins = 64
- Everton have not won a trophy since 1995
- Since 1995, Liverpool have won eleven trophies.
- The last time Everton finished above Liverpool, they were hilariously knocked out of the Champions League immediately.
- The last time Everton participated in the UEFA Cup, they were knocked out immediately, including a crushing 5-1 first leg defeat to Dinamo Bucharest.
- Last season, Liverpool did the double over Everton.
- Liverpool defeated Everton in two FA Finals.
- Everton's recent win over Liverpool was the first time they had scored three goals in the derby since 1966.
- In both derby matches last season, Liverpool won 3-1.
- It was also the first time Everton had scored three goals against Liverpool at Goodison since 1904.
- It was only Everton's second win over Liverpool in SEVEN YEARS.
Liverpool have confirmed supremacy over Everton in every comparable catagory.
So really, who's bitter?
The Liverpool fans who shrug off one derby match among two-hundred and four, or the Everton fans who never let the facts get in the way of a rare moment of temporary hysteria?
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