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by **Rafa D** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:40 am

Great Derby Moments

Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca!!

Garcia!!

God Eating the Grass

by **Rafa D** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:41 am

b]Gerrard's Challenge on Naysmith[/b]

Gerrards foul on Kilbane - still don't know why he got cheered off for this, getting sent off from a derby within 10 mins. :roll:

by **Rafa D** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:41 am

Great Derby Goals

Harry Kewell 3 -1 to the Red Men

Even with Diouf in the team!!

by **48-1119859832** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:46 am

SouthCoastShankly wrote:How would it of been good?

I'm well happy the Neill deal fell through.

Iin the derby things get a little shorty and having someone of Lucas' stature as a hard man would of done the world of good. Not to mention he could of filled in at right back, giving some rest to Finnan.

by **jonnymac1979** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:05 am

by **Ciggy** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:36 am

Oasis wrote:I'm well happy the Neill deal fell through.

Iin the derby things get a little shorty and having someone of Lucas' stature as a hard man would of done the world of good. Not to mention he could of filled in at right back, giving some rest to Finnan.[/quote]
Oh do shut up please.

by **48-1119859832** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:49 am

Ciggy wrote:
Oasis wrote:I'm well happy the Neill deal fell through.

Iin the derby things get a little shorty and having someone of Lucas' stature as a hard man would of done the world of good. Not to mention he could of filled in at right back, giving some rest to Finnan.

Oh do shut up please.[/quote]
Why aren't I allowed to express my views?

by **Ciggy** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:52 am

Oasis wrote:Why aren't I allowed to express my views?

You are thats what this forum is for, FFS tho Shandy Van Der Meyde and elbows, the alkie isnt even fit, weve done without Lucas Neill for years, so I dont see why we need him now.
Just get over it, I along with many other reds on here are feckin glad he didnt come.
Next........

by **48-1119859832** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:54 am

You raise a good point.

by **Ciggy** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:56 am

They never even played a CL game either :laugh:

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by **stmichael** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 12:41 pm

gollum sues shrek

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/e/everton/5304692.stm

by **Rafa D** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:22 pm

40,000 bitters meet at goodison for a "Blues are not stupid" convention. Moyesy says "We are here today to prove to the world that we are not stupid.Can i have a volunteer?" Andy Johnson works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.Moyesy asks him"What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 seconds AJ says "18."Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.Then 40,000 bitters start cheering "Give him another chance,give him another chance!"Moyesy says " well since we've gone to the trouble of getting you all here i think we can give him another chance" so he asks "What is 5 plus 5?"After 30 seconds AJ says"90." Moyesy is perplexed,looks down and lets out a dejected sigh.Andy Johnson is crying and then the 40,000 blues start to yell"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE,GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!" Moyesy,unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good eventually says"ok,ok,one more chance. What is 2 plus 2?" Andrew Johnson closes his eyes,and after a whole minute says"4." Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 40.000 blues jump to their feet,wave their arms,stomp their feet and scream in unison.......

"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE,GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!!!"

by **Rafa D** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:32 pm

1. Rafael Benitez does not sleep. He waits.
2. Rafael Benitez has counted to infinity. Twice.
3. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it
notes that all world records are held by Rafael Benitez, and those listed in
the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
4. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Rafael Benitez
allows to live.
5. Rafael Benitez is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of
tennis.
6. When Rafael Benitez sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes
only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Rafael Benitez has
not had to pay taxes ever.
8. Rafael Benitez originally appeared in the first ever football video game,
but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to score.
When asked bout this "glitch," Benitez replied, "That's no glitch."
9. Rafael Benitez once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by
yelling, "Bang!"
10. Rafael Benitez is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Rafael
Benitez
11. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Rafael Benitez.
12. When Rafael Benitez goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and
instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
13. There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Rafael Benitez.
14.
15. When Rafael Benitez falls in water, Rafael Benitez doesn't get wet.
Water gets Rafael Benitez.
16. Rafael Benitez CAN believe it's not butter.
17. Rafael Benitez invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum
of visible light. Except pink. David Moyes invented pink.
18. Rafael Benitez has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983
World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free
Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game
UNO.
19. Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the
year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Rafael Benitez"
20. Rafael Benitez doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the
othe nine faint.
21. Rafael Benitez can slam a revolving door.
22. Rafael Benitez played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
23. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Rafael Benitez
pajamas.
24. When God said, "let there be light", Rafael Benitez said, "say
'please'."
25. Rafael Benitez uses a night light. Not because Rafael Benitez is afraid
of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Rafael Benitez.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:07 pm

The bitter b*stards focus on how much money Rafa has had to spend compared to Gollum, then say the ork is a better manager.

WHat they conveniently forget is that it's Rafa who EARNED LFC that money by winning the Champions League, FA Cup, Super Cup, Charity Sheild and getting regular entry to the Champions League.

If the lemony b*stards actually stopped beating their meat in a socially-depressed state of masturbatory indulgence, they'd soon realise that it's winning matches that brings you money and success.

And that Moyes is a f*cking joke of a manager compared with our Rafa.

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