Lets write a story - Heres the 1st line, u carry it on.......

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Postby Lando_Griffin » Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:23 pm

thegreedo wrote:The body of the mighty Greedo lay were it fell for some time eventually beginning to decompose. Bodily fluids seepinig into the ground to form little DNA parcels beneath the soil that would one day become fosilised amber.

A dark cloud loomed heavy over Newkitsville and in particular the "lets write a story" thread. The townsfolk dreaded the future, the litirary content of the thread sure to plummet to depraved depths left in the hands of the clearly sick mind of the heaving mass that is Lando Griffin.

Never again would the formidable Greedo put finger to keyboard.       Or would he................

...No, he wouldn't. :D
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Postby Judge » Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:58 am

fucking brilliant read both of you :D

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but it became clear, lando and greedo were secret lovers.....................
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:23 am

...Said Judge's great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, etc, Grandson, Herbert.

Herbert (or Judge for simplicity) was part of a team sent to the area believed to have been Newkitsville many thousands of years earlier. They were charged with extracting DNA samples of "primative" life, and creating clones using Hens and sandpaper.

They had managed to extract several strands of DNA from the amber in the Earth, and were awaiting the accelerated births.

Henry Anorexia (The Greedo)...
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Postby Judge » Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:12 am

was incredibly thin. in fact crouch looked fat against him. Nonetheless, greedo and crouch thought they'd make a better living as sweetpea props in the local council allotments................
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Postby anti-hero » Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:57 am

Lovely.. we travel 3 thousand years into the future.

I love this story..

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Henry Anorexia.. however.. was alive. Due to his DNA being of an alien quality, well somehow (cause he's the greedo and all).. he's alive. It is still unclear, however, on how he turned from fosillized amber, into something living.

But scientists speculate it had something to do with rat-sperm.

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However, (greedo aside) all of the residents of Newkitville were.. after all.. just human. Despite living long and happy hterosexual-sex-filled lives..

Sooner or later, they had to go.

And one by one.. they did.


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Peewee.. at the ripe old age of 71, got hit by a bicycle as he got out of his limousine. He was paralysed for the rest of life, eventually succumbing to an STD he received from a friend from Thailand.

Jonnymac.. after co-ruling the whole of Newkit, with StMicheal and SuperSub, one day disappeared because of inhuman amounts of ingested alcohol.

Saint.. Saint, being the humble and good-natured man that he was; and mainly because of his name, became a misssionary and travelled around the world in a boat. His boat soon sank.

Judge.. Got bitten by a monkey. :D

Smeg.. Got lost somewhere between his girlfriend's left breast and navel.

shanks72.. Found out Milan Baros was gay. :D  Knife. Bloody wrists.

Bad Bob.. Tried to restore peace in the middle east. Got shot. In the head. 5 times. :D

Roberts.. Had the dubious honor of being the only person to have his face on a can of Spam. Death was Spam related.

Lando.. Eva never forgave him for those nights with Judge and Rafa-Dodd. After the divorce, he picked himself up and found himself with a gig performing with the Backstreet Boys. He died of AIDS. :D From Nick Carter of course.

Anti-hero.. HOWEVER. Didnt die.. Found the Fountain of Youth. As of Lando's telling of the story.. which is 3 thousand years into the future.. He is 3 and a half years old. :D

(sorry for not letting everyone else know how they died.. its midnight and I'm tired.. =p)



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So the story continues..with a one great great great great great great great great grandson of Judge.. who is studying the contents of the ground.. which where once stood.. the great city of Newkitville..


"Professor Herbert.."
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Postby Judge » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:05 am

prof herbert was the ancestral gay uncle of anti hero.

Anti hero was proud of his uncle, as Anti hero was also gay. The excited lando's pants tremendously, as he quite fancied Anti hero. However, greedo was not impressed as S@int had shunned his advances, since he'd been dumped by hustler.................................and tried to turn his attentions to AH....
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Postby anti-hero » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:05 am

Didnt see your first post Judge.. :p


Sorry..  :D
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Postby Judge » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:07 am

anti-hero wrote:Didnt see your first post Judge.. :p


Sorry..  :D

thicko  :D
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Postby anti-hero » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:14 am

Judge wrote:
anti-hero wrote:Didnt see your first post Judge.. :p


Sorry..  :D

thicko  :D

No way.. when I got started it was still Lando's post that was the last..  :D
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Postby Judge » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:26 am

oh no mr thicky :D
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Postby Judge » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:18 pm

suddenly pablo escobar came back
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Postby Ciggy » Tue Apr 03, 2007 8:52 am

Smoking a big fat spliff laced with coke.
There is no-one anywhere in the world at any stage who is any bigger or any better than this football club.

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REST IN PEACE PHIL, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
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Postby chiggz_likes_owen » Tue Apr 03, 2007 9:05 am

Then everyone died.
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Postby Redman in wales » Tue Apr 03, 2007 9:57 am

apart from one man :p
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Postby jkop » Tue Apr 03, 2007 11:00 am

his name is............
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