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Judge wrote:

BarryBelfast wrote:To all young ladies out there!!
We are the Smeg team,we used to do this a while ago.....matchmaking it was called!
Most people have lighters now so we aint so busy!!

But hey we have a problem...we have a guy called SMEG!
And basically he needs a woman!
Let us tell you a bit about him................ Well here we have a fine handsome young hornball of the first degree .... ladies ... he needs to be handled with care and lots of tender loving ...
He is also an avid supporter of Liverpool - (the best team in the land) - and looks quite a bit like Liam Gallagher - God Bless him - he cant sing a note ! - not even in the KOP !!!!
   
He likes to bluetooth - hey hey !!! do u ?! - we hear it's the latest turn on but SMEG tell's us that it comes with a buzz .... - We here that wasps are in season tho !

So let's narrow this down for you ladies .... basically .. we are making an appeal on SMEGS behalf :

Do u meet the following criteria??

i) - Have you got all limbs? (They don't need to be in proportion)
ii)- Have you got hair? (this doesn't really matter ... it can be borrowed or stolen .... he's really not a fussy guy)
iii)- Are you under 14 stone? - (again this doesn't matter as he can borrow his cousins re-inforced bed)

The bottom line IS ... DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH - Do you have a fan.ny and a set of ti.ts...Cause if not we fear that this poor underse.xed young man might wa.nk himself through the roof!!

R.S.V.P TO - Wecantwait for SMEG.com - asap   

Please note -: (Only genuine applicant's will be considered ,,, c'mon this guy has been fuc..ked about enough !!!)

go to blackpool smeg       


message to anti hero, no it isnt

Well.. it has to be Lando then..



Who else on the forum has multiple personality disorder? 

anti-hero wrote:

Judge wrote:

BarryBelfast wrote:To all young ladies out there!!
We are the Smeg team,we used to do this a while ago.....matchmaking it was called!
Most people have lighters now so we aint so busy!!

But hey we have a problem...we have a guy called SMEG!
And basically he needs a woman!
Let us tell you a bit about him................ Well here we have a fine handsome young hornball of the first degree .... ladies ... he needs to be handled with care and lots of tender loving ...
He is also an avid supporter of Liverpool - (the best team in the land) - and looks quite a bit like Liam Gallagher - God Bless him - he cant sing a note ! - not even in the KOP !!!!
   
He likes to bluetooth - hey hey !!! do u ?! - we hear it's the latest turn on but SMEG tell's us that it comes with a buzz .... - We here that wasps are in season tho !

So let's narrow this down for you ladies .... basically .. we are making an appeal on SMEGS behalf :

Do u meet the following criteria??

i) - Have you got all limbs? (They don't need to be in proportion)
ii)- Have you got hair? (this doesn't really matter ... it can be borrowed or stolen .... he's really not a fussy guy)
iii)- Are you under 14 stone? - (again this doesn't matter as he can borrow his cousins re-inforced bed)

The bottom line IS ... DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH - Do you have a fan.ny and a set of ti.ts...Cause if not we fear that this poor underse.xed young man might wa.nk himself through the roof!!

R.S.V.P TO - Wecantwait for SMEG.com - asap   

Please note -: (Only genuine applicant's will be considered ,,, c'mon this guy has been fuc..ked about enough !!!)

go to blackpool smeg       


message to anti hero, no it isnt

Well.. it has to be Lando then..



Who else on the forum has multiple personality disorder? 

Erm....

You?