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by **66-1112520797** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 4:56 am

MadameFlab wrote:Hi Smeg.

My name's Hilda, but you can call me Madame Flab.

I'm a professional Sumo wrestler who's looking for love.

I'm 42 years old, but I like my men young and scruffy, just like you, sugarlump

I heard through a friend that you liked weightier women, and I'm glad to hear that you're still a virgin. I can "break you in", so to speak.

I'd be very excited to hear from you, as I live less than 20 miles from you, baby.

Send me a PM sometime, bigboy.

Love from hilda.

P.S.

Here is a publicity photo of me, I hope you like it!:

Chow for now, buttercup.

Who the feck is that ?

Smeg I think your on to a winner there mate, she looks FLABulous.

:laugh:

My only advise to you Smeg my boy is, take a 20 watt light bulb with ya, coz an 80 will burn your cheeky young a.rse :laugh:

by **66-1120597113** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 4:59 am

peewee wrote:
MadameFlab wrote:Hi Smeg.

My name's Hilda, but you can call me Madame Flab.

I'm a professional Sumo wrestler who's looking for love.

I'm 42 years old, but I like my men young and scruffy, just like you, sugarlump

I heard through a friend that you liked weightier women, and I'm glad to hear that you're still a virgin. I can "break you in", so to speak.

I'd be very excited to hear from you, as I live less than 20 miles from you, baby.

Send me a PM sometime, bigboy.

Love from hilda.

P.S.

Here is a publicity photo of me, I hope you like it!:

Chow for now, buttercup.

Some may eat Grannies!!! :rasp

by **66-1120597113** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:13 am

jonnymac1979 wrote:Can anyone come up with anything witty we can put on here and he can have it in his signature?

I am the SMEGMAN........WE are the SMEGMEN...I am the Smallruss goo goo cha goooooooooooo!

by **The Red Baron** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:12 pm

Sad and lonely
Male
Enjoys wet dreams
Gets less sex than a Bhudist monk.

by **dawson99** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:41 pm

smeg hoff!

by **The Red Baron** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:05 pm

by **Smeg** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:00 pm

wow, alot has happened since I got back from zee game/ then my mates party. :;):

To clarify

I aint arrogant, i dont do fat chicks, and to answer the charming fellas question outside the Sandon after the game, I dont like the Verve, and I understand your humour that my longer than a skin head hair cut makes meRichard Ashcroft wanna be

Hows things?

PS dont sit in the paddock, its gash.

by **48-1119859832** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:50 pm

Smeg wrote:I dont do fat chicks, and to answer the charming fellas question outside the Sandon after the game, I dont like the Verve, and I understand your humour that my longer than a skin head hair cut makes meRichard Ashcroft wanna be

That's not what you said, you said you had a fat girl lined up. You even said you sang her Morrissey's 'You're the one for me fatty'. Don't you remember the thread Smeg? It was quite a while ago, I could always dig it out for you?

by **dawson99** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:53 pm

smeg loves the fleshy love thang.

and hes more a geordie guy from big brother lookalike

by **48-1119859832** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:58 pm

I remember him Anthony Hutton, the lad that made up all these imaginary one night stands and imaginary girls that liked him.

by **dawson99** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:03 pm

doesnt he advertise for bluetooth now?

by **48-1119859832** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:13 pm

Probably I can picture the adevrt now.

"Have you ever heard of bluetooth? No, well if you haven't you really should try it sometime, I did and thanks to blue tooth, I no longer have to make up imaginary girlfriends. So if you're like me and the only thing you're able to pull is a door handle, you need the new sleek and slender, bluetooth gadget. So don't delay and for £16.99 you can get bluetooth delivered to your door, for an amazing one off price".
(Post and packaging included).

Even Anthony thinks so.

by **MadameFlab** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:13 am

Smeg wrote:wow, alot has happened since I got back from zee game/ then my mates party.

To clarify I aint arrogant, i dont do fat chicks, and to answer the charming fellas question outside the Sandon after the game, I dont like the Verve, and I understand your humour that my longer than a skin head hair cut makes meRichard Ashcroft wanna be

Hows things?

PS dont sit in the paddock, its gash.

Don't you want me then, lover?

I thought you and me had the real thing going after you fingered me behind the Grafton last night!!!

You dirty little b@stard user! :veryangry

If any other sexy young men would like to sample the delights of MadameFlab, drop me a PM, hunks!!!!!

by **anti-hero** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:41 am

MadameFlab wrote:
Smeg wrote:wow, alot has happened since I got back from zee game/ then my mates party.

To clarify I aint arrogant, i dont do fat chicks, and to answer the charming fellas question outside the Sandon after the game, I dont like the Verve, and I understand your humour that my longer than a skin head hair cut makes meRichard Ashcroft wanna be

Hows things?

PS dont sit in the paddock, its gash.

Don't you want me then, lover?

I thought you and me had the real thing going after you fingered me behind the Grafton last night!!!

You dirty little b@stard user!

If any other sexy young men would like to sample the delights of MadameFlab, drop me a PM, hunks!!!!!

Eh?

Is that you Judge?

by **anti-hero** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:56 am

jonnymac1979 wrote:Can anyone come up with anything witty we can put on here and he can have it in his signature?

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